BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON THE DANGEROUS CULT OF HYPERIANISM
FROM THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS OF THE AC
10/1/2022 – Post #1
The Continuing Amazing Nocturnal Adventures of Buffalo Phil
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So, Buffalo Phil, your one “oral encounter” in 4 years doesn’t count as sex? What, are you, like, Bill Clinton’s attorney? Was it a Shadow Day, Phil? As we all now know, nothing counts on a Shadow Day. That’s when your glorious fuehrer stuffs his face with salmon and sushi – while you stuff your mouth with, er, something else. Do you dream of doing that to your god Rebhahn? The people who can’t give up on Rebhahn are those who are in love with that total weirdo (and all of them are total weirdos too … like attracts like).
Buffalo Phil, are you a transitional gay man, just as your boss Rebhahn is a transitional vegan and a transitional transgender woman (when will that guy work up the guts to finally come out?!)
Buffalo Phil, you don’t need to hide anymore. This is the 21st century. Gays aren’t in the closet anymore. Aren’t you the guy who loves the Pride Flag? Well, why don’t you try taking some pride in it?
You pretend to be interested in logic, Buffalo Phil. So, when is a vegan NOT a vegan – when they’re a TRANSITIONAL vegan! What the fuck is that all about? Does that mean a “vegan” who doesn’t want to give up salmon and sushi but loves posing as a self-righteous, moralizing prick? You Hyperians LOVE all your fucking hypocrisy, don’t you? You’re always faking it. There’s Fat Jan with all her guns pretending she’s a pacifist. Ho, ho, ho. Apparently, she’s great at unarmed combat. Yeah, we’d like to see that. Does she BLOB them to death?
So, let’s be clear about the other matter, Phil Boy. You want to have sex with your male boss and his wife, but you don’t want your mom to find out since she’s your, er, colleague? You work with your MOM? WTF! Are we all wrong about Buffalo Phil and the lotion and the basket and the necropants. Is it actually NORMAN BATES and the wig and the dress and the necropants?
Phil, did you make your necropants out of your dead mum whose corpse is now embalmed in a rocking chair in the attic, beneath a red light marked with the Hyperian triskele?
Man, no wonder you’re into Hyperianism so much, Phil. It’s the perfect home for a PSYCHO like you.
You suffer from RTS, don’t you, Norman? Like cult leader like cult moderator. Everyone in Hyperianism is totally mentally fucked. It’s a breeding ground for psychoses.
FREAKS ASSEMBLE! Don your necropants which make you higher than human and beyond humanity. Do they also make you invisible? But we can see you, Phil! There’s no hiding place from the “Eye of Sauron”, as your weirdo mate Marsh Gas put it. Have you two got it on yet? Maybe it will relieve your obvious sexual frustration. Who knows, it might be the CURE.
Phil – here’s the burning question of the day. Is that shirt you’re wearing in your latest video a logical fallacy? Was it false causation when you put it on? Seriously, we think you can find an even shinier and camper shirt, and we think a different color might suit – maybe the same color as your pink necropants. Try harder next time!