Punching and Pooping

FAT Jan says, “I’m gonna punch the air extra hard tomorrow.”

Sounds perfectly reasonable … not at all like a completely crazy person! Will you be pooping extra hard too, Jan? Are you close friends with Mark Wonderpoop now? He has the poops you can only dream of. If you could, you would cry, but we all know that Jan can’t cry. Boo hoo. Big sad face … but no tears! Never any tears. Tears are verboten for Jan. It’s the testosterone, you see. Maybe you can save yourself from jail, Fat Jan, by pleading temporary insanity caused by excess testosterone.

Look at Jan’s pics. Is she rehearsing for being in a padded cell soon?

Fat Jan said, “Tryina put on my show face for livestream time.”

No, don’t! It frightens the children … and the horses!

Fat Jan said, “get the ole razzle dazzle goin”

Razzle dazzle? Have you ever fucking watched yourself, Torgensen? The only people who watch you are the members of your cult – and they are brainwashed! – and the people who hate your cult and are going to end it. They’re there to laugh at your latest attempt to pretend you are important. Why don’t you make your own content rather than parasitically attaching yourself to the work of others. Oh, you’re a Hyperian! Enough said. Have Hyperians ever said a single original thing? Has a single new idea ever occurred to them? Of course not. All they ever do is read the work of others, comment on the work of others, and plagiarize the work of others. There is zero originality in Hyperianism. There is zero intelligence in Hyperianism. Just look at the members of this cult. The Dunciad is here. The Confederacy of Dunces has assembled.

Torgensen, all you do is watch videos by other people and make inane comments while you’re pulling faces, ranting, vaping, drinking beer, stuffing your face, mindlessly saying “hello”, patting your fat belly and trying to tidy your non-binary hair, and going for a pee too many times, just like your boss. Does insanity cause a permanently weak bladder?

Fat Jan said, “Feelin a lil weathered down about all his shiz.”

You should be feeling a lot more weathered down about your shiz deadstreams … and the fact that you are going to jail soon for criminally calling your former mod a would-be presidential assassin, alongside all the rest of the insane crap you put in your deranged complaint to the FBI.

Bitchell said, “Many of them are so confused.” You’re the confused one, Breeder. You are a total cretin. You have become absolutely animus-possessed and psychologically inflated and now actually regard yourself as an extremely important human being – a “hyperaware WORLD SHAPER”, no less. You are just a deluded clown who has lost all touch with reality because you are in a demented cult led by one of the sickest men on earth, Corey Rebhahn. Life in your prison cell will restore reality to all of you.

Jooly Macdonald said, “Got to give them 10/10 for their relentless, deluded optimism ”

It reminds us of Donald Trump! In some ways, it’s a great gift that mad people have that allows them to totally ignore reality. Well, at least on the surface. Behind the scenes, these people are totally shitting themselves. But they are trapped. What can they do? There’s no way out of this. Might as well put on a brave face. These people are always wearing their game face, but every now and again you can see what is really going on. Fat Jan has let the mask slip a few times, and you can see Rebhahn really struggling to hold it together at times. He looks extremely tired and he frequently has a mad look in his eyes, especially when he is projecting his insanity onto us.

Karen said, “Help send this ugly mug where it belongs: prison.”

Indeed! It can’t be too much longer. The police and FBI actually have to reach a conclusion at some point.

Karen said, “Hyperian Zombies controlled by a Hermaphroditic Parasite!!! A perfect metaphor!! Thank you Artemis Maenad. ”

We loved that! So true.

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