Sixteen Hyperian Monsters

 

Did you see the Hyperian Plagiarism deadstream last night? Was Jan the Man actually dead?! Is she getting pushed off the stage by the new useful (useless) idiot – Mark, of wonder poop fame? Buffalo Phil soldiered on, as he continues to plan his latest nocturnal adventures in his necropants with his coworkers, but not involving his MOM. Sheez!

 

Susan the Breeder just keeps breeding pointless sentences. Why can no one else shut her up? No wonder Morguey Boy doesn’t have her on his deadstream. She’d talk over him too. Can you imagine? Morgue would have to cancel her! Now THAT would funny.

 

Dj Quokka talks infinitely more sense than Bitchell. Bitchell is a classic example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. She actually imagines she has something of value to contribute, then just spouts every vacuous, trite, Woke opinion you would expect from an animus-possessed cretin like that. Machiavelli said that you should judge a person’s intelligence from whom they surround themselves with. That’s right. Look at Hyperianism. There are no intelligent people AT ALL. And that’s just the way Corey Rebhahn wants it. That’s how he maximizes his grifting opportunities.

 

So, as we watch, eating ice cream, the continuing collapse of Rebhahn’s grifting empire, we’ve been running over his steeply declining Patreon numbers.

 

At the lowest point on October 1, Rebhahn was reported as having 317 Patrons, paying him £2314 per creation, and he says he does four creations per month (four secret livestreams for patrons only).

 

Here’s our basic calculation:

 

Rebhahn has ten gold-star supporters, each paying him, we think, $75 per creation, making a total of $750.

 

Rebhahn has six silver-star supporters, each paying him $50 per creation, making a total of $300.

 

Rebhahn has 301 basic supporters, each paying him $5 per creation, making a total of $1505.

 

So, Rebhahn gets a total of $750 + $300 + $1505 = $2555 per creation. Patreon takes a cut of around 10%, leaving £2300 ish – which matches up well with the reported figure of £2314.

 

Do you see how important just 16 Patrons are to Rebhahn’s grifting empire?

 

The sixteen individuals are:

 

ZACK FUNKE

RENAISSANCE FAIRY

KASSIDY HOLTZMAN

MICHAEL KULCHELSK

ANGELA DUKAT

MARIA SEEDLING

TOPOF THEWORLD

ATHON THE ABRAXIAN

DEE BEE

STORM THEDELTA

TAYLOR MADE

C DANI WALKER

C C GARLAND

ALEMIDARA VICTOR

I HOPE THE GAG

BRYAN CONRAD

 

These sixteen monsters are vital to the continued existence of the sick Hyperian cult. There are always such people, propping up evil. These are the totally brainwashed fanatics of the cult. They are the codependents, enablers, and facilitators. They are vital to Rebhahn’s pathological narcissism since they are his most slavish followers, worshipers and adorers.

 

Although Hyperianism revolves entirely around one person and would not exist without him, he is merely necessary but not sufficient. Hyperianism continues because of the obsessive support of the four moderators and the sixteen main donors. Without them, Hyperianism would cease to exist, regardless of Corey Rebhahn’s wishes. They are therefore the necessary and sufficient condition (given the presence of Rebhahn). Hence they are totally culpable.

 

The people who surround the leader and feed off his reflected glory are the true bottom feeders of the world, or, in the case of Bitchell, bottom breeders.

 

At the time of writing Rebhahn’s Patreon figures stood at 319 patrons and $2,390 per creations. Two new suckers were dredged up! Isn’t it amazing that people still attach themselves to this corpse? Rebhahn’s cult is dead. Only an insane person would imagine it has a future. We haven’t even fired our two biggest shots yet!