THE CRUCIAL FBI TIMING FACTOR: MORGUE OFFICIAL

How do we know that the FBI responded immediately? Well, here’s what Disgusting Breeder Bitchell said to Fat Jan and Necrophil – neither of whom had the vaguest clue what was going on – on August 7, the day after the swatting:

“I’m sorry, this is moving really fast. Morgue did file a report to the FBI because of [Apollonius’s] threat and also because we had very concerning evidence about [RJ], and if he did anything bad, I don’t want anyone asking why we didn’t say anything. They acted super fast because last night [RJ] messaged me asking me why the police showed up at his door. I haven’t even had time to share the screen shot yet [the Insane Bitchell, an absolutely nauseating and cowardly human being with no honor, of course did not reply to RJ]. I have just got up and have already seen so much shit on fb. I have to make coffee. When Morgue gets up, I hope we can all zoom and get the latest info.”

So, the FBI moved so fast that even the Rebhahn gang themselves were amazed and caught unawares. As we know, the Immense Fatness of Jan and the pervert Phillip Shope had no idea what had happened and were actually laughing at us for posting news of these events … and calling us insane! (As well-informed as ever, eh guys?!)

Bitchell, it seems, may not have known either and was only alerted to what was going on by RJ’s furious message to her following the cops hammering on his door. She no doubt then contacted her narc god and wannabe lover Corey Rebhahn to be told that he had indeed made the complaint (without, it seems, notifying ANY of his mods – so much for respecting the opinions of these “awesome mods” that he’s forever shouting out). What obedient, docile glove puppets they all are. Roll over for master!

It’s actually surprising that Rebhahn admitted that he made the complaint – a slimeball like that cunt would no doubt have been tempted to deny it – but he probably didn’t want to get caught in an outright lie if something leaked proving that he had done it. Moreover, as we know, he had constantly told the others that he was talking to legal sources. For example, he said,

“Rowan could be violent and I want legal advice on a course of action.”

Here’s what else he said:

“Slightly concerned that the more retaliatory posts will trigger someone psychotic like Rowan.” Necropants Phil said, “I used to think I knew him but now I have no clue what he could/ would do.”

Rebhahn said,

“Personally, I’d like to speak to a lawyer before that due to the gravity of their mental instability. … I just know Rowan is massively unstable and in a violent mode and I would really like to speak to a lawyer before a possible trigger. … I’m just reiterating the gravity of the situation just in case in the heat of the moment it is forgotten. … Let me talk to a lawyer before any of that.”

You can be 100% sure that all of these demented claims about RJ went straight into Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint, along with quotes from AC fictional thriller novels!

So, the mods were psychologically prepared for Rebhahn doing something BIG on the legal front, so he couldn’t deny it when we reported that something real BIG had indeed happened on the legal and law enforcement front. 1 + 1 = 2.

Here’s something we are curious about. Are Bitchell, Shope and Torgensen so brainwashed that they wouldn’t even mind Rebhahn lying right to their faces? It’s astonishing how these people immediately supported Rebhahn’s actions and gave him 100% support … literally without question. They gave unconditional support to a man who didn’t even tell them precisely what he was going to do, and when, even though it was going to have a MASSIVE and even life-changing effect on all of them. Isn’t that astounding? They just went along with it all without a word of protest, knowing that Rebhahn had so much contempt for them that he didn’t feel it necessary to tell them a single thing about what he was up to. Well, that’s cult slaves for you.

Rebhahn literally tells people to “close the chat, hit the like button, and re-open the chat – I’m watching you do it…” – and all the slaves then mindlessly do this silly non-binary’s man’s bidding. Why don’t they just tell him to fuck off and not to bother about what they’re doing or not doing?! It’s none of his fucking business. But Rebhahn is of course a control freak, micromanaging and grooming everyone into his brainwashed cult.

Anyway, the key point is this. The FBI’s response to Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint was, without question, IMMEDIATE – meaning that as soon as someone in authority read it, an operation was authorized for top-priority execution (and remember that Canada had to be contacted about all of this). And that can mean only one of two things: 1) Corey Rebhahn WORKS for the FBI, so that was why the FBI swatting operation was instantly green lighted; or 2) the IC3 complaint that Rebhahn made was so hysterical, so lurid, so indicative of imminent terrorism and an impending assassination attempt on POTUS that the FBI felt they literally had no option but to respond immediately to prevent a live shooter situation. (Never forget that the cops that spoke to RJ said that he was reported to have been crazily driving around shouting that he was going to kill the president, and they told him that he was reported to have several guns. Well, who sold them this picture of a heavily armed, unhinged person … a supposedly radicalized terrorist! … on the move, with deadly intent towards POTUS? Only ONE PERSON, the person who filed the IC3 report … COREY REBHAHN (MORGUE OFFICIAL)).

It’s crystal clear, in this latter scenario, that the FBI ran no background checks on Apollonius, RJ and us, and none on Rebhahn, and literally accepted Rebhahn’s demented information at face value, literally as written, and went straight into action without any checks at all, any sanity checks, any reflection on the plausibility and likelihood of what was being suggested to them. Rebhahn must have made it seemed that they would have blood on their hands if they didn’t act immediately against RJ and Apollonius.

As we say, that sort of hysterical, unconsidered response by the FBI can only mean that Rebhahn works for them or his complaint was off the scale of alarmism. That’s why we MUST get to see what Rebhahn wrote. It’s clear that he has still not shown a single other soul what he wrote. It’s also clear that as soon as we get to see what Rebhahn wrote, Rebhahn will be going to jail.

The FBI have currently refused to reply to any of the formal IC3 complaints made to them about Rebhahn. They haven’t said a single word to anyone. Moreover, they claimed to Apollonius when they contacted him that they were monitoring the AC and were on the lookout for “radicalization”. If this FBI claim were true then they must have read all of our Daily Whistle updates, and what have they done? … precisely fuck all!!! In view of all this, it’s incredibly likely that Rebhahn is being protected by them – BECAUSE HE’S WORKING FOR THEM.

The FBI are literally ghosting everyone complaining about Corey Rebhahn. Why? Not one word have they said to ANYONE. RJ is also being ghosted by the Vancouver detective who interrogated him. Why? RJ’s decisive evidence against the pervert Phillip Shope (and Rebhahn) was COMPLETELY IGNORED by this detective. Why? RJ wasn’t even sent an acknowledgement, yet cops were happy enough to harass him over his “contact details”. How can anyone make sense of the FBI and VPD IGNORING staggeringly seriously complaints against Rebhahn that would unquestionably see him, Shope, and the others, JAILED? Why is nothing being done? Why? Why? Why?

It was also incredibly odd that the investigative journalist David G McAfee suddenly lost his job and was unable to proceed with a big story he was about to publish on Rebhahn and his cult. I mean, WTF.

This whole situation stinks to high heaven. Rebhahn is without doubt being protected by the FBI, and we need to find out exactly why. We MUST get our hands on Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint. As soon as we do, we will publish it and Rebhahn will be finished. Of necessity, he will be arrested and prosecuted. Even his cult slaves will turn against him when they see what he got up to last summer and the mind-bogglingly deranged and sadistic things he said to try to silence his legitimate critics.

It’s also essential to realize that RJ would probably have been killed if he had lived in the USA. Given the astonishing speed with which the FBI reacted to Rebhahn’s complaint, it’s clear that a full FBI SWAT operation would have been carried out against RJ had he resided in America, and that could easily have resulted in RJ’s death given how lurid a target had been painted on him by Rebhahn, and how deranged and trigger-happy American law enforcement is. Rebhahn would simply have laughed and thought to himself, “You see, no one fucks with COREY REBHAHN … the Terror of Men.”

RJ was saved because he was outside the FBI’s immediate jurisdiction. So, the FBI had to go the Canadian authorities, and that took everything down a notch. The Canadians were probably astonished that this transparent nonsense was even being brought to their attention. They saw through the whole farce, which is why they didn’t kick down RJ’s door – yet they are now ghosting RJ. WHY? Is it because they have been TOLD by the FBI to drop this? It seems clear that the detective has been told to take no further action and not to respond to RJ.

The evidence against Rebhahn is incontestable, and that’s WHY the FBI and VPD are refusing to acknowledge it. To acknowledge it would mean that they would have to act on it and the Rebhahn gang would have to be arrested. So, this is actually a MASSIVE STORY that needs an investigative journalist on the case, getting to the bottom of why the FBI and VPD are totally corrupt and refusing to act on decisive proof against the Rebhahn gang? What hold does Rebhahn have over them? What leverage does he exert? Is his cop dad in the frame?

We will not rest until we get to the bottom of this. We MUST get Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint. Once we have it, this will all be over.

The sword of Damocles is constantly suspended over Rebhahn’s head. When we get his malicious and false IC3 complaint, he’s done.

Hey, Rebhahn, you pathetic fuckwit and coward, why don’t you do something brave for once in your creepy, non-binary, uncanny valley life and actually PUBLISH your IC3 complaint? Save us the trouble. If your IC3 complaint was legitimate, you could have no possible reason to keep it secret, could you? However, if it was illegal – and we all know it was – then you would never under any circumstances show it to anyone. The fact that you DON’T publish it can be taken as absolute proof of how damning it is and how it totally convicts you. It exposes you for the sick fuck we all know you are. Tick, tock, Rebhahn – we’ll get that IC3 complaint. Bet your fucking life on it – and it will change your life forever as soon as we get it.

By the way, it pays to read extremely closely what these Hyperian nutjobs said in their criminal conspiracy private messages to each other.

So, Bitchell said,

“…this is moving really fast.”

Even Bitchell was astonished by the speed, meaning that the complaint was sent only HOURS BEFORE the swatting took place, which is why it took everyone by surprise. We estimate that Rebhahn submitted the IC3 complaint first thing on the morning of August 6, 2022, and the FBI operation was executed that same evening! The IC3 complaint, we assume, was forwarded to the FBI “terrorist tips” unit, and they responded straight away, as a top priority … IMMINENT THREAT TO LIFE AND DIRECT THREAT TO POTUS. That’s the extent of the number Rebhahn did on RJ.

Now pay very close attention to this. Bitchell said,

“Morgue did file a report to the FBI because of [Apollonius’s] threat”

… So, it was Apollonius – since he is mentioned first (highest priority) – who was regarded as having issued a clear threat to Rebhahn and his mods. We all know what happened with Apollonius. He got a silly call from a silly FBI Special Agent and was just told to mind his Ps and Qs and be “careful” with what he posted in future. Unlike the Rebhahn gang, the FBI did not regard what Apollonius wrote as any kind of actionable, serious threat. They actually told him that they had no evidence against him (which they didn’t).

Apollonius had sent a letter to the Rebhahn gang, which the Rebhahn gang then tried to weaponize against him and fuck him over. They wanted to ruin his life. We know that the FBI studied this “incriminating” letter and did not regard it as “evidence” at all. They called Apollonius almost certainly as a simple precaution and almost certainly because of the situation with RJ, which they regarded as MUCH MORE SERIOUS. Why was RJ their main concern?

Oh, and by the way, notice that Apollonius and RJ were paired by Rebhahn to suggest an active, organized terrorist campaign by a supposed hate group and neo-Nazi terrorist group … named the ARMAGEDDON CONSPIRACY!!! We supposedly radicalized Apollonius and RJ to assassinate Rebhahn and his mods, slaughter “Woke liberals” and, finally, assassinate Joe Biden … to trigger, ahem … ARMAGEDDON!!! Seriously, this is unquestionably what Rebhahn put in his IC3 complaint to force the FBI to take action. As we said, he quoted from our NOVEL entitled THE ARMAGEDDON CONSPIRACY, about a plot to end the world, and which mentions NAZIS. Sheez.

One of our thoughts regarding all of this is that the FBI are CRIPPLINGLY EMBARRASSED about what Rebhahn manipulated them into doing and now a very high-level order has been given to BURY this case since if the Rebhahn Gang were arrested and prosecuted and all the details came out, the FBI would be a global laughing stock and the FBI Director would have to tender his resignation because it all happened on his watch. Can you imagine lawyers reading out extracts from a NOVEL and asking why the FBI were so fucking dumb that they thought this FICTION was happening in the real world? The reputational damage to the FBI would be off the scale … and so we MUST bring all of this to pass! Heads must roll in the FBI. In fact, the whole organization is clearly unfit for purpose if this is an example of how they operate – without fucking checking a single detail!! How gullible are these fuckers? How can anyone be surprised by 9/11 govern how criminally inept these people are? They fell for the fantasy of a non-binary Woke cult leader. They really did.

Folks, this is an absolutely enormous SCANDAL that could cost the FBI Director his job. The whole world would laugh their heads off at the FBI being suckered by a non-binary man in a dress who swallows swords and says he’s the most intelligent person who ever lived and is a “hyperaware World Shaper”. What, didn’t the FBI watch any of this fuckwit’s videos and read his insane website? We NEED to get this story out there. The FBI are now so Woke that they dance to the tune of any non-binary man in a dress who complains to them. Not just any complaint … a complaint about a neo-Nazi conspiracy to assassinate the president … based on quotes from a novel! I mean … YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. We have actually written fictional novels and no way could we have invented this plot. No one could possibly believe it.

We must get this story out there. The FBI must be made a laughing stock for what they did, and the Rebhahn gang must be jailed for their sick crimes – which were actually designed to KILL PEOPLE. Hey, Fat Jan, you fat fuck, Matt Walsh never tried to get people killed. YOU DID. So, who’s the evil bastard? IT’S YOU!!!!!

Bitchell said,

“…and also because we had very concerning evidence about [RJ], and if he did anything bad, I don’t want anyone asking why we didn’t say anything.”

They didn’t have ANY “evidence” against RJ. What they had was content about which they could invent wild, deranged speculations, with no basis in reality. (Exactly the same was true in relation to their “evidence” regarding Apollonius, which even the gullible FBI didn’t take seriously.)

Now the focus had switched to RJ. The curious thing is this … RJ made no threat whatsoever to any Hyperian, whereas if you were looking your hardest to put the worst possible light on what Apollonius said in a very intelligent and indeed prophetic letter about what our response to the Rebhahn gang would be if they continued down their self-destructive path (we would do to them, he said, exactly what we had done to previous trolls and completely out them and publicly deconstruct them and humiliate them – and we of course have done exactly that!), you could paranoically claim there was some implied threat there. But the FBI checked it out and didn’t see anything that amounted to a threat – because there simply wasn’t one … there was a prediction of our inevitable response, which was indeed carried out, as you have all seen. So, Apollonius was completely off the hook and should never have been on it in the first place. Rebhahn put him there. Because Rebhahn’s a mad, evil fuck.

Well, what did the Rebhahn gang have on RJ other than some heated, hyperbolic rhetoric in a resignation letter where he in fact “threatened” the ENEMIES of Hyperianism?! (I mean, seriously, you can’t make this stuff up – RJ issued rhetorical “threats” against “bigots”, “racists”, and “misogynists”!!! And the Rebhahn gang concluded that their lives were thus in extreme danger. WTF! What does that say about THEM?!) In other words, the Rebhahn gang had SHIT. The FBI would NEVER have done anything about this “heated talk”, which is the sort of thing that is literally everywhere, publicly, on social media, all day every day.

But, of course, we now know the Rebhahn gang had something else, something dredged up from the long distant past by a disgusting pervert and deviant … the carpet cleaner and Necropants enthusiast Phillip Shope (what the fuck will the global media make of Mr Necropants, the Grindr man looking for a dick to suck, without his mom finding out?!). … They had the POTUS comment.

But they didn’t even have that – not in its proper context, where the pervert Shope himself said much worse things than RJ (and by the way Shope has also confessed to the illegal use of drugs! – definite jail time, mate!!!) and RJ in fact completely qualified his statement (“never harms self or others”), and was talking about former president Donald Trump, in a period when countless millions of people were wishing Trump ill. Millions still do, of course. So, there was simply NOTHING there – AT ALL – if the context was known and if RJ as a person was known, and whom he was interacting with (Shope and the others) was also known.

We know for a FACT that the Rebhahn gang disgustingly doctored the HARMLESS POTUS banter (made in a private chat with a supposed buddy) and weaponized it to make it seem utterly sinister and DEADLY. They put the worst possible spin on it … so that the FBI would not fail to act on it. And the FBI didn’t. They feel right into Rebhahn’s trap.

Let’s emphasize what went into Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint to the FBI. He stripped the POTUS remark of ALL of its actual context and tacked it onto the end of RJ’s resignation – where he had talked about DRIVING AROUND. And that’s PRECISELY why the cops that hammered on RJ’s door claimed that he was reported to have been driving around saying he was going to kill the president … JOE BIDEN!!! That is, Rebhahn, with absolutely malicious design and intent, made it seem as if RJ was an imminent threat to the sitting president and might even now be driving to the USA to murder Joe Biden (as well as Hyperians and “Woke liberals”. If RJ hadn’t been in when the cops arrived, an ALL POINTS BULLETIN would have been issued for his immediate arrest! The level of threat would have been massively escalated. Imagine RJ had by coincidence been on a trip to the USA!)

These are literally the points put to RJ at his police interrogation, and Corey Rebhahn’s IC3 complaint to the FBI was the basis of every single question! That’s why we have such a good idea of what was in the complaint, but we suspect it was even more lurid, and the police massively toned it down – because otherwise it would seem TOTALLY INSANE! So, we can get LOADS OF PEOPLE IN THE POLICE AND FBI FIRED WHEN THIS ALL COMES OUT. And the VPD and FBI are now actively trying to shut down this case. We hope you’re fucking reading this, you evil cunts. You are a total disgrace to law and order and 100% inept. You fell for a conman’s deranged spiel – a work of total fiction.

What we actually did regarding Corey Rebhahn was release a book exposing him as a plagiarist and cult leader. That book was of course “Without the Mob, There Is No Circus” by David Sinclair. And what Rebhahn did in retaliation, just days later (!) was claim to the FBI that we were a neo-Nazi hate group and terrorist organization engaged in an “Armageddon conspiracy” (!) and that, having just published our book, we had in the next few days radicalized two former Hyperians – RJ and Apollonius – and turned them into crazed assassins about to go on a killing spree to slaughter Corey Rebhahn and his mods, any other Hyperians they came across, and also POTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!! This is what that nutjob Corey Rebhahn said in a legal IC3 complaint to the FBI (with legal consequences!), which was immediately converted into an FBI hotline TERRORIST TIP warning of an imminent bloodbath (active shooter scenario – a heavily armed man or men driving around saying they were going to kill the president!). And that’s why the FBI acted. Except it was all total fiction invented by Corey Rebhahn, based on everything he has discussed with his mods, who then supported him to the hilt. AND STILL DO! They are STILL obstructing justice.

This has all the makings of a simply sensational podcast (and future movie!) and will, eventually, trigger a media firestorm that will go right to the front of the culture wars and bring down the FBI Director himself. And that’s WHY the FBI are trying to kill this whole case. We must stop from doing that. This astounding story MUST get out into the world. It will blow the roof off the culture wars. It will be the MAIN NEWS. Pictures of Rebhahn, Necropants, Bitchell and the Immense Fatness of Jan will be everywhere. The whole world will laugh at them (the ultimate Woke snowflakes) … and at the FBI for falling for their insane WOKE nonsense.

THE REBHAHN GANG FABRICATED EVIDENCE – a criminal offence. They lied to the FBI – an automatic felony. And let’s not kid ourselves here. Corey Rebhahn, Susan Mitchell, Alexandria Torgensen and Phillip Shope attempted to MURDER RJ. They painted a massive target on him, visible from space, and wanted him shot dead. And he easily could have been. It was no thanks to them that he wasn’t. They placed him in EXTREME JEOPARDY … DELIBERATELY. With absolute malice aforethought.

So, the Rebhahn gang are facing incredibly serious charges when the corrupt forces within the FBI and VPD who are blocking these matters are eventually circumvented and the wheels of justice start to turn.

Why is RJ being ghosted by the VPD detective, having provided him with DECISIVE new information proving the absolute guilt of the Rebhahn gang? Why is the FBI refusing to respond to any of the official, legal complaints raised against the Rebhahn gang? WHY? Cui bono? Why are these criminals being PROTECTED? There is no question that they are.

The Rebhahn gang have committed a triple whammy of crime: fabricating evidence to do harm to others, lying to the FBI with entirely malicious intent, and premeditatedly swatting two men, with the clear intent of KILLING THEM (homicide by cop). These people all could, and SHOULD, get life in jail for their proven crimes.

The Bitchell said,

“They acted super fast because last night [RJ] messaged me asking me why the police showed up at his door.”

The sole meaning we can attach to this statement is that Bitchell KNEW a complaint had been submitted to the FBI and was herself incredulous about how quickly the FBI went into action. Why? Why did they take instant action? As we said, it can only be because Rebhahn works for them, or because Rebhahn painted such a horrific vision of imminent TERROR, including a direct threat to POTUS, that the FBI literally made this their TOP PRIORITY. If Rebhahn doesn’t work for them, the FBI are, presumably, absolutely embarrassed about getting manipulated into carrying out an extremely serious operation on the say so of a non-binary cult leader, and have tried to shut down the whole thing and maybe they even directly ordered the VPD detective to ghost RJ.

Bitchell said,

“I have just got up and have already seen so much shit on fb.”

Yeah, what did you fucking expect, you retard? This is reality not your fucking fantasy world, your “CFD” – ho, ho, ho.

Bitchell said,

“When Morgue gets up, I hope we can all zoom and get the latest info.”

Well, did you get the “latest info”, you fuckwit? I’ll tell you what you definitely didn’t get – a copy of Rebhahn’s actual complaint. Rebhahn sent it off without showing a single one of you glove puppets what he was getting you into, what he was saying on your behalf, how much he was incriminating all of you. Moreover, not one of you even asked him to show you the complaint, but nevertheless supported him 100%. And you did so despite knowing everything we had written proving that the complaint was full of malicious lies. So, that’s why we say that all of you are now on the hook too … for joint enterprise … knowingly aiding and abetting, knowingly obstructing justice, actively engaging in a conspiracy with Corey Rebhahn. You refused to turn him in and so you are now his active accomplices. You will suffer his same fate. And good fucking riddance. You are criminal VERMIN!

Still, to this day, not one of you has seen Rebhahn’s complaint to the FBI, and still, to this day, not one of you has asked to see it … because you’re all TERRIFIED of displeasing Rebhahn … and also terrified of finding out what he actually wrote.

You are all fucked. And you’re all going to jail because you’re Rebhahn’s cult slaves and refuse to do anything against him, even though it will cost you all your liberty. Well, fuck you. You all deserve exactly what you’re going to get. JUSTICE. Let justice be done.

The best way NOT to support Rebhahn is over on Patreon – don’t support him there or anywhere else. Do not send this criminal stars or superchats. Don’t keep a roof over his head. Don’t put food on his table. Do not support him making “videos, “books” and all the rest of his garbage. Put this criminal and charlatan out of business. Put him out on the street … until he’s JAILED.

John Smith said,

“… he usually spends more than 1 hour of it ‘preparing for the topic’, whilst urging viewers to ‘like and subscribe to keep a roof over’ his head. If you don’t find all of this manipulative, then I don’t know what to say to you. I’ve been watching him quite some time, but it’s starting to get to me once I see it all.”

Indeed!

Loads of people are now wising up. The writing is on the wall.

Artemis Maenad said regarding Porgy,

“Let me take me care of these people who can’t see me coming.”

And that’s exactly it. Once you SEE what Rebhahn is, you can’t unsee it, and it gets more and more obvious from then on, until Rebhahn ends up as just a set of highly manipulative words, gestures and behaviors – a kind of human AI for conning suckers, armed with every psychological algorithm for doing so!

But plenty of people still can’t see Rebhahn coming. That’s the whole point of his Woke Messiah act, and why he got rid of Edgelord Morgue, when he WANTED everyone to see him coming. He got off on snarling in everyone’s faces like a dog! Which he is.

By the way, Rebhahn started the month of April of a Patreon stat of 85%. On 30 April, he was at 98%, and at the time of writing on 2 May, the number is 79%. So, Rebhahn’s daily saturation of social media with all his dismal content isn’t working!!! Fuck you, Rebhahn.

The bell tolls for thee, Rebhahn, you disgusting, sick criminal.