The AMC Freakshow

Some things are so funny. Susan the Breeder said, “This will piss them off so much, though” in relation to a Pride flag superimposed over the skull and crossbones.

 

The psychopath Rebhahn said, “Yeaaaaaa.”

 

Here’s the bad news for you – if we were responsible for the design of the pride flag, that’s the exact design we would produce! WE LOVE IT. Come on, Pride Community, adopt this as your official flag!!!

 

Get with the Cool Gang!

 

Even the Hyperian symbol – now totally rancid – would be radically improved with the addition of the skull and crossbones. (Shhhh, don’t give them any good ideas!)

 

Rebhahn said, “Cole is ‘gross’.”

 

Says the gross Rebhahn.

 

Rebhahn said, “[Arturo] makes no sense whatsoever.’”

 

It’s you that doesn’t make any sense, Rebhahn. What is it about this situation that you don’t get? You once acted as a front man for us, with our permission, and then you started acting as a front man for yourself – using our ideas, our system! – without any permission from us. How the fuck did you ever expect to get away with that? Anyone with any moral code knows it’s wrong, but of course you reject right and wrong and any moral code.

 

Rebhahn said, “These people are all deranged.”

 

You see how it works? If you don’t agree with Rebhahn, it’s not a case of having a different point of view, a different outlook. No, you are DERANGED. Rebhahn regards disagreement with him as INSANITY. That’s exactly why this individual is so dangerous. This is what Woke World is all about. If you’re not in full lockstep with the Woke, you are insane and dangerous. You are a violent threat and a hater, a bigot, a fascist, and a N**i. Thus spoke the Woke Jesus.

 

Get yourself over to Artemis Maenad’s brutal, brilliant dissection of Fat Drunk Jan’s latest car crash deadstream – hitting new heights of awfulness, where she’s trying to fuck her best friend on camera. The police should intervene! This must be against the law!

 

Who is this Cassie person? She seems almost … normal. What the fuck is she doing mixed up with these Hyperian weirdos? Is she another MORMON, though?

 

Sheez, Fat Jan the Fat Man is totally on her tail! It’s gonna be messy.

 

Is FAT JAN getting even FATTER? WTF! Oops, too much of that talk and we’ll have Sanja Jan on our case with her “fat shaming” mania. Remember, you end up in a slaughterhouse in Eastern Europe if you piss off Sanja Jan!

 

Rebhahn said, “Hyperawareness doesn’t necessarily entail telepathy. If so, myself and a few others would be quite famous.”

 

So, it’s you and your mods and top Patreon donors who are “hyperaware”, is it, Rebhahn? Who knew? Well, how nice for you. Were you hyperaware that we would publish a book on Thermidor to destroy you?!

 

We were hyperaware that you would lunch a smear campaign against us – we even said so in our book – and you duly did (so predictable). What we didn’t see coming was the complaint to the FBI. Only insane people would have predicted such a lunatic action. And only insane people would have done such a thing. The horror of facing is a cult is that they will do mad cult shit, but of course it’s the mad cult shit that brings them down. They always make a mad cult mistake, just as the Rebhahn gang did. They lied to the FBI. They invented an insane story about a hate group, terrorists, assassins, and a plot against POTUS. Totally bonkers!

 

Cults are so weird. The Hyperian cultists don’t want to believe any of this actually happened, but nor do they want to ask their cult leader about it. They just play the ostrich game and bury their head in the sand.

 

PUBLISH YOUR COMPLAINT TO THE FBI, REBHAHN

 

IF YOU’RE INNOCENT, WHAT HAVE YOU GO TO HIDE?

 

IF YOU’RE GUILTY, YOU WILL NEVER PUBLISH!

 

DELETE HYPERIANISM