The Hitlerian Big Lies of MorgueOfficial

Here is Professor Sam Vaknin’s brilliant short introduction to his channel on narcissists and psychopaths:

https://youtu.be/ITAR_CS1_L4

Watch it. It’s deeply chilling, and a suitable warning. Protect yourselves. Don’t fall for the con of these malignancies – it will be enormously costly for you. It could ruin your life.

The fact is that all of us are manipulating each other. That’s the nature of the human condition. But most of us do this manipulation on the basis of what might be called “white lies” and self-promotion. It’s rather trivial and doesn’t do damage to others; and they’re doing the same back to us. It’s a little game carried out within the standards of normal human relationships. It smooths our dealings with others and allows us to coexist.

Basically, we are all trying to get our own way. Sometimes we do and sometimes we don’t. In everyday life, we’re pleased when things go our way and a bit irked when they don’t, but we aren’t plunged into any crisis. It’s just normal life. And here’s a great manipulative tip for you … sometimes the best thing you can do is give another person exactly what they want, regarding something that is not greatly important to you. Then when it comes to something you really want, they are much more likely to cooperate. They feel obligated. It’s called reciprocity, and society depends on it.

But some people are not reciprocal, and they never stop manipulating others, and they try never to be manipulated by others (they’re totally paranoid about it). These are people who don’t engage in “white lies”. Their game is the BIG LIE, something championed by the malignant narcissist and psychopath Adolf Hitler. He said, “All this was inspired by the principle – which is quite true within itself – that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.

“It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.”

ALL malignant narcissists and psychopaths play the Big Lie game. Look at Donald Trump. He literally claimed not to have lost the 2020 election.

All cults operate on the Big Lie. The cult leader tells Big Lies and the suckers eagerly swallow them. Look at Hyperianism. The cult leader there tells his cult slaves that he’s a “hyperaware World Shaper”. He tells them that he solved the greatest philosophical problem of all time. He tells them that he’s raising human consciousness, and apparently it’s going to be a “butterfly effect” of one of his videos or deadstreams that is going to go globally viral and transform the world … overnight. He says he’s building a human paradise called New Terra, which will be ruled over by exotic minorities and “diverse” individuals. Then he claims that the master race of diverse, androgynous Hyperians will achieve “planetary independence” and live in CFDs (Collective Frequency Domains – bespoke, virtual reality Metaverses, we might say). He says that he is an “autodidact” and personally worked out the exact nature of reality by taking psychedelics and studying a lot of different things, which apparently allows him to say that the greatest philosophers in history and Nobel laureates are “wrong” and instead you ought to listen to this guy who didn’t go to school, has no qualifications, worked in a beauty parlor and hairdressing salon and did a side hustle of street performances of extreme self harm, and then became a minor reality TV star as a sword-swallower on AMC’s freakshow, while coming to the realization that he was non-binary … and vegan (but only “transitionally”, you understand). Apparently, this is the perfect background to be the most important human being EVER, no less than the Savior of humanity … the Second Coming. Rebhahn even literally says that Hyperians (he really means himself) ARE the Second Coming.

In the normal course of events, this person would be locked up in a mental asylum as a dangerous lunatic, absolutely delusional and living in a grandiose fantasy world. But this is the 21st century and we live in an Attention-obsessed world of social media where those who tell the BIGGEST LIES get all the attention. Winner takes all! We live in a Woke culture where anyone from an extreme minority can play the victim card and get themselves put on a pedestal as a martyr. And the overall result is that a madman like Corey Rebhahn is now an “Influencer” earning about $300,000 per annum from around 300 hardcore cult slaves. If he could get them to up their contribution, he could become a millionaire – just from fleecing 300 groomed and brainwashed people who LOVE giving him money because they delude themselves that they are engaged in some world-transforming project that will “save” humanity, and give THEM exactly the world they dream of, FREAK WORLD. (Serious question – would any freak actually want to live in a freakshow world where 100% of people were freakish and diverse and maximally “self-expressing”? … no freak would be special anymore, and there would be no normality to rebel against, no majority to antagonize … all the “fun” would be gone … not a single person on earth would be “special”! … well, that’s “all paths and all truths and all diversities” for you!)

Remember what Blair Warren said: “People will do anything for those who encourage their dreams, justify their failures, allay their fears, confirm their suspicions, and help them throw rocks at their enemies.”

And that’s what all cult leaders enact. Look at Donald Trump’s message to his base. Look at Q-Anon. Look at Corey Rebhahn and what he tells his Hyperian cult slaves. You could not get any more manipulative and exploitative. Like all religious prophets and gurus, Rebhahn sells a dream of paradise to the slaves that they will overcome the masters, and are in fact superior to the masters (the weak and meek are the Chosen People and will inherit the earth!).

People such as Kassidy and Dyslexic Fairy, rather than living in the real, harsh world – where no one likes them – inhabit the shared fantasy Rebhahn has deliberately created for them. They think he cares for them and regards them as “special people”. In fact, he sees them only as sources of narcissistic supply whom he can manipulate into giving him all their money. Look at Dyslexic Fairy – a person who actually pays a man (Rebhahn) to give her attention. Of course, she doesn’t imagine for a moment that she’s giving her money to a grifter and huckster. She thinks she’s supporting the most important man in human history, and why is he so “special” is that he says exactly what she wants to hear and believe, and, above all he treats her, or pretends to, as incredibly special. She’s a person with severe learning disabilities so simply cannot see that she is being totally fleeced by a conman. The Dyslexic one, whose parents were told that she has severe learning disabilities, says on her facebook profile: “The ability to read people so well is both a blessing and a curse.” The truth is that this person can’t read anyone … BECAUSE she has severe learning disabilities.

Here’s what she said on her own facebook page: “One of my Mirror Selves is writing, and I’ve been working on it for about two years. I can tell you it’s been a lot of work and a big challenge. When I was in school, they told my parents that I had a learning disability, but I think it is how school systems teach with one size fits all, and this event was with the knowledge I had a learning disability, they couldn’t figure out how to help me. I’ve been learning how to write by researching different types of tools that can help me better understand how the functions of English. Keep an open mind; keep on learning and growing.
Ad Astra 💫 🧚‍♀️”

This individual has simply not worked out, and can’t, that her “learning disability” is real and serious and something that enormously impairs her capacity to read others and it makes her a perfect victim of a conman – a textbook case.

What kind of person thinks that it’s psychologically healthy to send monetized quotes to a man she has never met? That is seriously disturbed behavior. That is a psychological ritual by an obsessive-compulsive person with no imagination. This person CANNOT think of anything else to do! How sad is that? She can’t get Rebhahn’s attention by any other means. She can’t imagine any other approach. She can never say anything human. She doesn’t know how to. She doesn’t have her own thoughts. That’s why she obsessively quotes others. She knows that nothing she says herself could ever impress anyone. This is a ventriloquist’s dummy! And these people are essential to the grift of cult leaders like Rebhahn.

In a sane world, someone would intervene and give this person the help she so badly needs. Someone would tell her that she has developed a dangerous obsession and has been sucked into a sinister cult.

If this person had ANY self-awareness, she would ask herself why she has sent a man she has never met hundreds of monetized quotes. Is that the action of a healthy mind, or a mind … with a learning disability? People cannot make progress unless they get real … about themselves above all. No healthy individual EVER has engaged in the compulsive rituals that Dyslexic Fairy engages in. This is self-evident severe dysfunction. And what could be worse than some conman taking all of this vulnerable woman’s money from her because she does not know how to relate properly to human beings. No human sends hundreds of monetized quotes. Bots do that.

Dyslexic Fairy said, “You live for yourself and not for others.” That’s certainly the extreme individualist, selfish, Ayn Randian ideology of Hyperianism. No thought of the superego, the collective, the general will, meritocracy, the commonwealth, and all of us being in this together and all helping each other to optimize ourselves. These “diverse” Hyperians are seriously disgusting anomics and anarchists.

If everyone is thinking perfectly, we are all gods at zero entropy (the Absolute!), and we form a divine functional unity. That’s what Hyperians detest and oppose.

Hyperianism is full of people like Dyslexic Fairy who feel empowered by the Big Lies that Rebhahn tells them, and they thank him profusely for it. It’s only when the cult collapses – and it always does – that the penalty of the Big Lie is imposed, and it’s devastating, and can lead people to suicide. Loads of Germans loved the Big Lie of Hitler in 1933, and twelve years later they were living in ruins under occupation! Tens of thousands of Germans killed themselves.

Many Hyperians will have a very grim future because they CHOSE to be conned by Corey Rebhahn. Being a victim of a conman is, these people calculate, better than living in the real world. And that’s so horrific. What a way to live your life.

Former Hyperian mod Jewel, one of those “awesome” mods we hear about at the end of every Rebhahn deadstream, until we mysteriously never hear them mentioned ever again (as if they never existed), said, “All these leaked early communications from Corey R. are absolutely damning. They obliterate the picture he was trying to paint for me early on.”

How do Hyperians react to such a statement? Well, these “freethinkers”, these “free spirits”, these “skeptics who will never be taken in by a conman”, 100% ignore it. And the chances of them asking Corey R to comment on what Jewel said are ZERO. That’s exactly how cults operate.

Do not support the charlatan Corey Rebhahn. Cut off ALL of his narcissistic supply. Cut off his grifting. Send him packing.

Here’s the true horror. People WANT to be lied to. They love the Big Lie, the bigger the better. It takes then away from reality, which they detest. Corey Rebhahn can lie with total impunity to his cult slaves – because they don’t actually care that he’s lying They all know he’s lying. They’re just not bothered. The cult means so much to them that they don’t give a toss that it’s based on total lies. Under no circumstances would they ever challenge their cult leader. They know it and he knows it, so he can keep telling whatever lies he likes. A cult leader is not just an outright predator preying on total suckers. No, it’s much worse than that. The prey have actually entered into codependency with the predator. He’s THEIR predator and they LOVE him for it. How fucking weird are human beings? You would certainly believe this is a cosmic mental asylum for all the severely disturbed souls! We’ve been confined in the part of our galaxy furthest from normal planets! It’s the Devil’s Island or Alcatraz of our galaxy.

Sharon Rose commented under Rebhahn’s latest video: “Androgyny is part of the transhumanism agenda. I’m guessing you’re all about merging man and machine. It took me a while, but your message is a dangerous one hidden behind a cloak of an all-inclusive utopia where babies are genetically engineered and gestated in incubators, completely devoid of souls.”

Hmmmm … no sale there, Morgy Porgy!

Willi Iam said, “He’s pushing the woke agenda. The woke are getting really scary. Pushing for kids to be on blockers and hormones. Kids are having irreversible consequences all lead by emotions and jumping on the band wagon. They try to silence anyone that tries to say anything against them. Morgue’s whole thing is being the woke messiah. I’m staying away from anyone that pushes that.”

Another no sale, Porgy. Getting worried? People are starting to see how sinister you are. They’re seeing behind the curtain … at last.

So, when we refer to “empathy” – and its absence from autistics, malignant narcs and psychopaths – we are of course referring to normal, healthy empathy and not “diseased empathy” (true empathy and not false empathy, if you will). The N**is, in order to maintain control of their deathcamps, went to great lengths to “empathize” with the Jews getting off the transports. Some places were made to look like normal railway stations to reassure the Jews that nothing untoward was going on. Many were told they would get a nice shower and fresh clothes and some food after their long journey. We now all know what that meant. Most of the poor Jews didn’t. No normal person would describe this technical “empathy” of the N**is as actual empathy. That’s not how the word is used.

It’s very strange to see people trying to complicate this picture in relation to what we say.

Professor Sam Vaknin routinely says that malignant narcissists have no empathy, and everyone knows what he means. At other times, when he’s making a very specific point about empathy, he refers to a much more complex picture of empathy. We don’t think he’s contradicting himself. He’s just making general points and then applying qualifications when it’s necessary to do so for a different point. All writers do that. We concentrate on the point we are making and ignore any “noise” – endless subclauses, footnotes and qualifiers! We would be boring beyond belief if we didn’t get to the fucking point.

Here’s Vaknin saying that narcs DO have empathy, but certainly not “good” empathy:

“Contrary to widely held views, Narcissists and Psychopaths may actually possess empathy. They may even be hyper-empathic, attuned to the minutest signals emitted by their victims and endowed with a penetrating ‘X-ray vision’. They tend to abuse their empathic skills by employing them exclusively for personal gain, the extraction of narcissistic supply, or in the pursuit of antisocial and sadistic goals. They regard their ability to empathize as another weapon in their arsenal. There are two possible pathological reactions to childhood abuse and trauma: codependence and narcissism. They both involve fantasy as a defense mechanism: the codependent has a pretty realistic assessment of herself, but her view of others is fantastic; the narcissist’s self-image and self-perception are delusional and grandiose, but his penetrating view of others is bloodcurdlingly accurate.

“I suggest to label the narcissist’s and psychopath’s version of empathy: ‘cold empathy’, akin to the ‘cold emotions’ felt by psychopaths. The cognitive element of empathy is there, but not so its emotional correlate. It is, consequently, a barren, detached, and cerebral kind of intrusive gaze, devoid of compassion and a feeling of affinity with one’s fellow humans.

“To clarify: I propose a tripartite model of empathy, roughly corresponding to Freud’s postulated id, ego, and superego. In this model, normal empathy is comprised of three components: instinctual-reflexive, emotional, and cognitive. Children develop empathy in three phases which correspond to these three components, constructing the emotional and cognitive tiers upon an instinctual firmament. In adults, cognitive empathy always goes hand in hand with the instinctual element and the emotional correlate/component.

“Cold empathy is not the same as merely cognitive empathy, though. It is intuitive: it is the residual instinctual component coupled with cognitive empathy, but divorced from and leapfrogging the emotional constituent. Cold empathy is the ossified consequence of ‘arrested empathy’. It is a predator’s ‘empathy’. It is all about resonance, not about ‘putting yourself in other people’s shoes’.

“Narcissists and psychopaths also appear to be ‘empathizing’ with their possessions: objects, pets, and their sources of narcissistic supply or material benefits (often their nearest and dearest, significant others, or ‘friends’ and associates). But this is not real empathy: it is a mere projection of the narcissist’s or psychopath’s own insecurities and fears, needs and wishes, fantasies and priorities. This kind of displayed, sometimes ostentatious ‘empathy’ usually vanishes the minute its subject ceases to play a role in the narcissist’s or psychopath’s life and his psychodynamic processes.

“Cold Empathy evokes the concept of ‘Uncanny Valley’, coined in 1970 by the Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori. Mori suggested that people react positively to androids (humanlike robots) for as long as they differ from real humans in meaningful and discernible ways. But the minute these contraptions come to resemble humans uncannily, though imperfectly, human observers tend to experience repulsion, revulsion, and other negative emotions, including fear.

“The same applies to psychopathic narcissists: they are near-perfect imitations of humans, but, lacking empathy and emotions, they are not exactly there. Psychopaths and narcissists strike their interlocutors as being some kind of ‘alien life-forms’ or ‘artificial intelligence’, in short: akin to humanoid robots, or androids. When people come across narcissists or psychopaths the Uncanny Valley reaction kicks in: people feel revolted, scared, and repelled. They can’t put the finger on what it is that provokes these negative reactions, but, after a few initial encounters, they tend to keep their distance.

“At the other extreme of this spectrum, we find ‘empaths’ whose super- or hyper- empathy amounts to a kind of ‘Empathic Personality Disorder’: their overabundant empathy leads them to ignore, deny, and suppress their own personality, needs, wishes, desires, dreams, and priorities in order to cater to the emotional requirements of significant others (or, in some cases, of total strangers). Empaths are not necessarily codependent or even people-pleasers: they are simply overwhelmed by their resurgent empathy, by their ‘exposed nerve ends’ to the point of self-suspension. There is no merger or fusion with the recipients of their ministrations and commiseration – only a shared emotional ambience or a shared emotional psychosis.

“Self-declared ‘empaths’ are narcissistic individuals who trumpet their alleged hypersensitivity as a grandiose claim to uniqueness and victimhood. ‘Empath’ is a nonsense label hyped online but with zero clinical significance. Everyone is possessed of empathy – even narcissists and psychopaths (‘cold empathy’). Everyone is, therefore, an ‘empath’.”

Hyperianism is full of these fuckwit narcissistic “empaths”!

Vaknin also had this to say about empathy:

“Empathy is comprised of two components:

I. Cold Empathy: an intersubjective agreement as to the mental content (especially emotions) of two or more human subjects;

II. Warm Empathy: the emotional response to Cold Empathy.

Cold Empathy is an act of taxonomy and an attempt to overcome the barriers posed by the inaccessibility of the private languages of the empathee and the empathor. It entails a comparison of the mental states of the subjects, based on introspection and the classification of said mental states within agreed linguistic and cultural frameworks, vocabularies, and contexts.

“Warm Empathy is the emotional arousal engendered by Cold Empathy in the empathor and the panoply of emotional responses it evokes.

“Both cold and warm empathy assume the commonality and universality of human experience. This is why we tend to empathize with people who resemble us in every way, but this resemblance also provokes strong narcissistic defenses (see this article about the Narcissism of Small Differences.)

“Empathy may be an intuitive mode applied to the minds of other people, yielding an intersubjective agreement.

“Empathy is the bedrock of morality. Morality can have an external locus (induced by God, social strictures, or upbringing) which is outside the emapthor’s control – or an internal locus (reason): the outcome of conscious, fully-controlled, inner processes. …

“Empathy is predicated upon and must, therefore, incorporate the following elements:

a) Imagination which is dependent on the ability to imagine;
b) The existence of an accessible Self (self-awareness or self-consciousness);
c) The existence of an available other (other-awareness, recognizing the outside world);
d) The existence of accessible feelings, desires, ideas and representations of actions or their outcomes both in the empathizing Self (“Empathor”) and in the Other, the object of empathy (“Empathee”);
e) The availability of an aesthetic frame of reference;
f) The availability of a moral frame of reference.

While (a) is presumed to be universally available to all agents (though in varying degrees) – the existence of the other components of empathy should not be taken for granted.

Conditions (b) and (c), for instance, are not satisfied by people who suffer from personality disorders, such as the Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Condition (d) is not met in autistic people (e.g., those who suffer from Asperger’s Disorder). Condition (e) is so totally dependent on the specifics of the culture, period and society in which it exists – that it is rather meaningless and ambiguous as a yardstick. Condition (f) suffer from both afflictions: it is both culture-dependent AND is not satisfied in many people (such as those who suffer from the Antisocial Personality Disorder and who are devoid of any conscience or moral sense).”

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So, if we wanted to make a detailed point about empathy, we would make it, as Vaknin has done. If that’s NOT the point we are making, we are going to assume that everyone “gets it” that we talking about normal empathy. But no, the pedants jump up beating their chests.

We are not going to endlessly qualify everything we say with sub-clauses to please these contrarians that seem to enjoy nitpicking for the sake of it. It’s amazing how determined some people are to sabotage what we write with their own irrelevant take on our posts, regarding things that are a total distraction.

Hegel said, “An idea is always a generalization, and generalization is a property of thinking. To generalize means to think.”

Some people seem obsessed with attacking every general point in order to make some very particular point. Why do they do this? Well, it’s a clear psychological issue. They seem obsessed with “correcting” others rather than addressing the obvious substantive point. We get this kind of thing all the time with “perceiving” types. Judging types always want to get to the point. Perceiving types never do. They get stuck in all these bizarre webs of endless qualification and endless circumambulation and endless particularization.

Rebhahn is clearly a perceiving type. That’s why he loves psychedelics and why he loves talking about difference, diversity and the particular – he detests what judging types love … to arrive at the ultimate universals, to actually reach answers, to actually arrive at the destination.

What is the answer to existence? It’s the Principle of Sufficient Reason, the principle for explaining everything including, of course, and especially, itself. It is expressed through ontological mathematics, which is conveyed by eternal and necessary monadic minds – the fundamental functional units of existence. So, a judging type is all about arriving at the PSR itself. A perceiving type gets caught up in all the endless particulars and diversities explained by the PSR.

Explanation is NOT about particulars. Explanation is about universals. Even the scientific method recognizes that observing particulars is only the first step. Science becomes powerful only when particulars are placed in a universal explanatory framework, invariably expressed through mathematics – THE subject for dealing with universals. Only ont math can explain reality because it’s the only subject foundationally about universals (before addressing the particulars they generate). Only when you have the universal picture can you address the plethora of particulars in any coherent way. As the great genius Leibniz said, “In whatever manner God created the world, it would always have been regular and in a certain general order. God, however, has chosen the most perfect, that is to say, the one which is at the same time the simplest in hypothesis and the richest in phenomena.”

And “God” is the PSR. Exactly by operating in the simplest, most universal way (what reason could it have for NOT doing so?!), it produces the maximum range of phenomena (particulars, diversity).

The answer to existence does not lie in diversity, particulars, phenomena … it lies in the unity that underlies it all, and that unity is the PSR, ontologically expressed through the zero-entropy Hive Mind, the eternal and necessary collection of monadic minds, which are in perfect functional unity in the condition of absolute universality and zero particularity and diversity (zero entropy).

Hyperianism – which is all about diversity and particularization – is fundamentally opposed to the answer to existence and the ground of reality.

Perceiving types love the journey. Judging types want to get to the destination. These art two opposing worldviews and its’s simply remarkable how often we have been attacked by perceiving types who absolutely loathe arriving at the absolute, objective, eternal and necessary answer to existence. Every single person who blabbers on about “all paths and all truths”, “we’re all right”, “love and light”, “subjectivity and relativism”, “diversity”, “particulars and phenomena” is a perceiving type. Scientists are perceiving types too.

All of these people LOATHE judgment being passed. Its staggering how much of the human race stands opposed to JUDGMENT. Nothing seems to torment perceiving types more than JUDGMENT. The perceiving types, as we know, just want to live non-judgmentally in the moment, staring at all the particular phenomena and “diversity”, like cows chewing grass. Hyperians are just such cows.

Nietzsche said, “Consider the cattle, grazing as they pass you by. They do not know what is meant by yesterday or today, they leap about, eat, rest, digest, leap about again, and so from morn till night and from day to day, fettered to the moment and its pleasure or displeasure, and thus neither melancholy nor bored.”

That’s Hyperianism in a nutshell. Totally fucking pointless. And that’s the life all perceiving types choose because of their pathological hatred of JUDGMENT.

Well, we are here to judge. If you don’t like it, too fucking bad. You have been JUDGED.

Humanity WILL become a judging species if it wants to evolve, just as it will switch from Pathos and Mythos to Ethos and Logos. It’s the only way. Every JUDGING type knows that. Judging types are all about achieving clarity and certainty. Perceiving types wallow in confusion and chaos and diversity.

William Blake said, “If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, Infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro’ narrow chinks of his cavern.”

That’s a statement by a perceiving type, dreaming of ultimate perception … perception of the Infinite.

What would a judging type say? “If the doors of thinking were cleansed everything would analytically present to man as it is, Absolute, Universal, Logical, Rational, Eternal and Necessary, Coherent, Whole and Complete. For man has closed himself up, till he thinks all things thro’ narrow, DIVERSE, chinks of his cavern.”

We have written twenty million words and we get people complaining about sentence 9 on page 427 of Book 67 and saying how disgusted they are by whatever fucking thing upset them. Get real. Get a fucking life. Who gives a fuck about particular sentences? We will be judged on the twenty million words (and counting) we have presented and our universal mathematical answer to existence – ONTOLOGICAL MATHEMATICS. All the rest is propaganda, to quote one of our book titles!

Listen, this isn’t a prison. If you don’t like what we say, LEAVE! Unless you’re now committed to being a troll. We’ve seen that exact process a thousand times before. Go ahead, waste your life. We’ll get on with our work regardless.

So, the latest deathbycrimson hilarity:

Deathbycrimson: I awoke to a bunny’s head on my arm (drawn in sharpie)
Me: Morgue,What’s this?
Morgue: A Tattoo…
Me: You Sure?
Morgue: You’re a really heavy sleeper… I also drew on your face… And Your brother came in and messed with you. But, I won’t say what he did…
Me: why?
Morgue: *Picks me up bridal style, carries me downstairs to the mirror*
Me: MORGUE YOU *insert cursing here* WHY!?
Morgue: You can’t be mad at a guy who willingly wears your Mother’s Shades…

[Sheez! Get me outta here!]

Deathbycrimson:
Morgue–“Mister Marx, I actually brought something for you.”
Dad–“For Meeee!?” *High pitched girly voice*
Morgue–*Runs out to the car and runs back inside*
Dad–*Takes the box*
Morgue– “I heard you liked Breaking Bad…So, here’s a few things…”
Dad–*tears up and hugs Morgue* “Thank you, I’ve always wanted this.”
It was a cute moment and it caught Morgue off guard ♥ I don’t even know what it was… He didn’t pull it out of the box.

[My God, the robot attempted to be human … but failed, natch!]

Deathbycrimson It was a shirt and a few other collectible items ~Morgue

[Snore.]

Deathbycrimson:
Dad–“You’re not like the other guys Asia has dated.”
Morgue–“Well What Kind Of Guys Are You Letting Your Daughter Date!?”
Dad–*does thug sign* “Thugs” *grabs his groin*
Morgue–*dies*

[Yeah, there’s no way Porgy was ACTUALLY going out with Asia! That was a simulated relationship of convenience, to get publicity]

Deathbycrimson:
Moving on is not easy… Especially because she means so much to me. </3 ~David (Morgue)

[Breakup of the phony relationship with Asia that lasted only about three or four months? We know that Rebhahn prefers boys. What is this “David” stuff? What an odd name for Morgy Porgy to choose!]

Deathbycrimson:
yeah ^.^ David Asked Me out!!!!~Asia

[Yeah, just to get narc supply from you! He wanted to turn you into one of his flying monkeys.]

Deathbycrimson:
Morgue and myself decided to leave WattPad until he was happy again.

[That miserable fucker will NEVER be happy! He makes us laugh so much. But he can never know genuine laughter. What a sad fuck.]

Deathbycrimson
I love you,Morgue <3 thanks for giving me a chance :*
~Asia~

[Bet you don’t love him now! It was you that gave that fuckwit a chance, and he failed.]