BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON THE DANGEROUS CULT OF HYPERIANISM
FROM THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS OF THE AC
9/28/2022 – Post #1
When we survey the whole scene of cults we notice one truly amazing fact – cult leaders have no sense of humor. Laughter features barely at all in Cult World. Cults are all about obedience and worship of the leader, and laughter is incompatible with that.
Joe Navarro said that a cult leader is “hypersensitive to how he is seen or perceived by others … Haughtiness, grandiosity, and the need to be controlling is part of his personality. … Is deeply offended when there are perceived signs of boredom, being ignored or of being slighted. … Seems to be highly dependent on tribute and adoration and will often fish for compliments.”
None of that works with hilarity. You can’t imagine one of Hitler’s Nuremberg rallies with everyone laughing uproariously. You can’t conceive of Mohammed cracking jokes in front of the bowing masses. Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount was, as we all know, distinctly short on gags. On the incredibly rare occasions when Corey Rebhahn is being “funny”, it’s always designed to flatter himself and Hyperianism, and to attack his enemies. And, in any case, it’s not funny. This guy is no stand-up comedian. You could never have a belly laugh anywhere near Rebhahn, the ultimate party vanderpooper. Can you imagine a night out with a fucking cult leader? Sheez. A laughter-free zone!
Laughter actually defuses authoritarianism and totalitarianism. Just as “Charlie don’t surf”, Fascists don’t laugh. Laughter is the antidote to cults.
Have you noticed that the Woke don’t laugh? They are the new fascists. They are constantly scanning for “microaggressions”, for misuse of “pronouns”, for any politically incorrect utterances. Humor doesn’t feature in their worldview. You don’t associate laughter with “safe spaces”, “cancel culture”, “deplatforming”, “trigger warnings”, “intersectionality”, and all the rest of it. These humorless people are PURITANS. Only astoundingly humorless people phone the FBI to try to destroy their former mod. Only astoundingly humorless people automatically label everyone who criticizes them as bigots, transphobes, fascists and Na**s, and seek their total eradication. These people are FANATICS … MANIACS. They are people who take themselves so seriously that they believe that anyone who opposes them has ceased to be human.
People with a sense of humor don’t maliciously phone the FBI. People capable of laughing at themselves don’t make false complaints to the FBI. CULT MEMBERS DO! Cultists will do ANYTHING to save their cult, especially to preserve the cult leader (their Messiah).
That’s why we like to see a lot of comedy being directed at Hyperianism. Poop gags seem especially appropriate since this cult is just so shit and everyone spends their time brown-nosing Rebhahn and kissing his non-binary ass. Always remember to refer to his ass as THEY!
The members of this cult can’t bear it. Haven’t you noticed how seriously unfunny these people are? None of them can tell a joke. Hyperianism is a humor-free zone. It’s easy to laugh AT Hyperians, but impossible to laugh WITH them.
Remember, laughter is a force of chaos. It’s uncontrollable. People can start laughing, and then, should that laughter be directed towards the cult leader – and should people start laughing at all of his weird oddities and eccentricities – then it’s game over. The cult leader is gone. So cult leaders are highly focused on STOPPING HUMOR. A tide of laughter could sweep them away. Everyone has to be po-faced, taking everything oh-so seriously. Everyone has to talk about “saving the world” – rarely a subject that has tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks.
You can’t imagine God cracking jokes, can you? But they say that the Devil has a very dark sense of humor. You would much rather see his stand-up routine than God’s, right?
Nietzsche said, “In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.” All the people with a sense of humor too. Was humor the Original Sin? Did Adam and Eve laugh at God and say, “What a moralizing prick!” Rebhahn would HATE people laughing at him. That guy had a humor bypass.
Just look at Hyperianism. These people are all fanatics. Not one of them is funny (well, they’re funny to us, but they’re not trying in any way to be funny … they’re all earnestly worshiping Rebhahn and posing as “hyperaware World Shapers” … heeheehee!).
All the people with a sense of humor got out of Hyperianism. In fact, it was the fact that they could laugh at the whole thing, and at themselves, which allowed them to escape. Those that remain in Hyperianism are seriously lacking in humor. They lack the laughter gene.
A person with a sense of humor can’t help but find “Morgue” comical. Even the fucking name! Everything Rebhahn does gets more and more ridiculous and comedic. His utter refusal to acknowledge what is going on is now truly sidesplitting. We have so much power over that guy that he can’t even mention us! We, however, can say whatever we like about him. That’s funny in itself.
Joe Navarro said, “[A cult leader] needs to be the center of attention and does things to distract others to ensure that he or she is being noticed, e.g., by arriving late, using exotic clothing, overdramatic speech, or by making theatrical entrances.”
Well, Rebhahn ALWAYS arrives late to his deadstreams, and his mods ALWAYS tell everyone he will arrive late. So why not just start later when the cunt is actually ready? Because the whole fucking point is to keep the worshipers waiting!
Look at Rebhahn’s exotic clothes. Always black, and non-binary. He never wears what any regular person would wear.
Listen to Rebhahn’s ridiculously stilted way of speaking, always “overdramatic”, and then some. Look at his theatrical and ludicrous hand gestures, and the weird way he stares at screens and tries to “not see” any trolls.
Once you tune into all of the freaky oddities Rebhahn engages in, you start laughing at him ALL THE TIME. Everything he does is really funny. But the Hyperian cultists have to ignore all this hilarity happening right in front of them. That’s why it’s essential for these people to be humorless.
Wrath observed, “Morgue’s apartment is blingy.”
We would expect nothing else. Even his trusty necropants are blingy!