THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST: MORGUE OFFICIAL

Yes, mommy told me that being Woke was the way to get what I really want – delusional, mentally ill women and gay men to worship me. And, hey, it worked! Well, mommy is always right … except for my actual mom, of course, who is always wrong and a total cunt … and I’d love to stab her with a steak knife, or strangle the bitch. Oops, back to my Edgelord persona. That’s my host personality, you see. My Woke Messiah act is my alter. I’m completely dissociated, if you didn’t already know. Anyway, all my cult slaves forgive me for being Edgelord Morgue, and secretly they LOVE me as Edgelord Morgue and would never dream of asking me to explain why I still have loads of Terrors of Men content on my social media if I felt remotely troubled by it or was in any way trying to disown it. THEY say that this was just a troubled phase I was going through. They never say that I’m still going through it, even though I leave it up on my social media and clearly want everyone to see it. BECAUSE IT’S THE REAL ME … you dumb fucks! Well, I say “real me” but of course I’m a malignant narcissist, which means I only have a False Self. There is no real me. Suits “me”. How could I lie to you constantly and totally if I were a real person?

Have you worked out my formula for lying to you? It’s so simple. I talk about “secrets” and things being “hidden” from you (which makes you angry that you’re being kept out of the loop), and I refer vaguely to sinister forces wanting to keep these things from you (I never get too specific … better just to let your imagination fill in the gaps), while I say that I am here to heroically reveal all of this material to you (I am the Savior, the Truth Teller … which makes me laugh since I have never told the truth in my entire life). I constantly say that our enemies are using FEAR to try to stop you accessing the truth, but I am fearlessly – via my WILL – revealing these truths to you, and guess what, these truths are that everything is going to be WONDERFUL. Kumbaya! All you have to do is send me all the stars and super chats you can afford, obsessively like and share everything I do, sign up to my Patreon (to keep a roof over my head, food on the table, and allow me to keep giving you all these amazing truths) and basically LOVE and ADORE and WORSHIP me 24/7.

Yes, my formula is to tell you EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. That’s how I con you and make you worship me. It’s called LOVEBOMBING! It’s what we malignant narcissists are experts at. We spend our entire lives working out what lies to tell you to manipulate you and exploit you and make you get on your knees to us. I’ve been doing it all my life. I wouldn’t know what the truth was if it kicked me in the balls (not that I have any!). I’m so confused about reality that I don’t know if I’m a man or a woman. I just live in a fantasy world, based on my favorite movie … The NeverEnding Story. Which is for children. I never grew up, folks. Don’t you remember? – I can’t bear reality. Children avoid reality, so that’s why I choose to stay as a child. You know, just like Michael Jackson, who was accused of being a pedophile. I pose as a pedophile. It turns me on! I would have been best buddies with Jacko. We should have lived in Neverland together.

Oh yeah, my formula requires me to say that I’m tearing down the “veil of deception” and “shattering the illusion that has been fed to us for centuries” (you know, by those “sinister forces” I’m always talking about – of course, I never admit that I AM the sinister force, conning the fuck out of you suckers, who will believe anything I say).

My game is to tell you that I’m exposing the truth about x, y, or z and YOU need to know what the truth is to liberate you … so you’re totally reliant on me as the person telling you these “truths”. You know, I’m just like a priest. Priests invent sin then tell you that you need them to pardon your sins, while I invent “truths” and tell you that you need me if you want the “truth”. Brilliant, eh?! Well, I was raised as an evangelical fundamentalist, so this is all second nature to me.

Oh, I love to go on about a “shift” that is coming, and that you all “intuit it”. Yeah, there was a shift coming too when the Roman empire fell, but I’m here to constantly lie to you and tell you that shifts are always GREAT and go in exactly the direction YOU WANT. All you have to do is acknowledge me as your Savior and everything will be FINE. Trust me, I’m a conman. My number one skill is to fake sincerity. As you know, once you can do that, you’ve got it made.

FAKE IT TO MAKE IT. That’s my mantra. And that of all malignant narcs. We are the New Masters. We just lie our way to the top, and we feel no guilt or shame at all about lying through our teeth. That’s because we don’t have a real self, and only a real person can be ashamed of deceiving others. For we malignant narcs, lying is our whole thing. That’s our superpower.

I love to say, “The change we’re all feeling.” You see, I get you to think I’m on your side, as opposed to the person conning you. I live in a swanky apartment in Hollywood. Where do you live? I get suckers to send me money. What do you do for a living?

By the way, have you noticed that I use my left hand all the time in these videos, and you never see my right hand? That’s because I’m jerking off under the table, to show my complete contempt for you. I totally hate you fuckers. Oops, did I just say that? How unlike me … I actually told the truth for once. Maybe I’m getting better. Ho, ho, ho.

So, I was always taught to be terrified of the Apocalypse when I was a little gay kid, born in sin, being tormented by my Christian Fundamentalist parents. Psychologically, I have to defuse the Apocalypse by making it not only something I don’t fear but something I directly want … the deification of ME!!!!!!

The Apocalypse is to be my RAPTURE. I shall ascend into the air above you all. It’s to be my transfiguration – when I ascend to the mountaintop with my disciples and then a bright light takes me. When I reappear, I am Maleficence, in my long black dress. Woot, woot!

The Apocalypse is to be my Ascension to top Influencer in the world. And all you suckers will place the crown on my head. That’s your job.

I say things like, “From Separation to Unity”, even though my whole spiel is about “Unity/Identity” choosing to fracture itself to explore difference, and diversity … you know, “From Unity to Separation” – the direct opposite of this Unity bollocks. But, hey, don’t expect me to be rational and logical. I just say that for fun. I’m insane. How could reason and logic help me? I’m bat shit crazy. And so are you, of course. That’s why you follow me … a guy with no education and no qualifications! I mean, if you were rational and logical, you would follow smart, qualified people, wouldn’t you? As if! You fuckwits are even madder than I am. I would NEVER follow me. I’m totally sick in the head!

So, there’s some sort of Big Mind before the Big Bang. I call it a Unity/Identity. Fuck knows what it is. I didn’t go to school and I just stole this stuff off other people. I never had a clue what they were on about and they said I fucked it all up. Well, fuck them! Anyway, this One Mind, or whatever it is, is made of mathematical frequencies, or something. And then for some inexplicable reason it splits into “monads” or something. No idea how any of it happens. I just deliver my same old speech: “Unity/Identity introduces difference to explore diversity, multiplicity and particularization.” My gimps and simps go wild for it. They have as much clue as I do regarding what I’m talking about – which is to say none! But although I say that the One Mind makes the many minds, I also say that the many minds are eternal, and so nothing made them. Those AC/PI cunts are always slagging me off for being a retard but hey, they don’t have Dyslexic Fairy sending them monetized quotes. Who’s the real moron, eh?! The AC/PI are just jealous because they love KASSIDY. Well, she’s MY RETARD, not theirs! Anyway, who the fuck do these AC/PI pigs think they are? As if anyone cares about truth, integrity, accuracy, the correct technical details, and all that bollocks. No one gives a fuck. My cult slaves will believe whatever I tell them to believe! Nice and simple.

Cults are so great. You never have to justify yourself to your cult slaves. Once they love you, they’re yours for life. You can tell them any shit you like and they believe it without question.

I just make up terms such as “meta-rationalism”, “teleocracy”, “innerstar actualization”, “neo-fuckwittery”, and so on, because you dumb fucks think it sounds impressive.

I talk about “Willforming” – giving form to what we will. I got all that Will shit from Thelema and Aleister Crowley.

I throw in “Chaos theory” – sounds good.

I go on about “hyperawareness”. Man, I’m amazed that people take that shit seriously. I’m not even aware of who I am. I’m a False Self. I’m just a creature that goes around lying to you and lying to myself.

I hate Alpha and Omega because that sounds a bit Christian, so, I’ll just rebrand Alpha to Omega as its inversion – “Z” to “A” and call it “Zeda”. Sounds neat, huh? Well, Dyslexic Fairy and Kassidy will have orgasms and give me all their money when they hear it. Result!

World War ZEE!

And, have you noticed that I’ve stopped using the word “monad”? Yuk … Leibniz and all that … we don’t want any of that. And maybe I can stop referring to Leibniz’s law … you know my incredible error about foundational reality. If I never have to Leibniz again, it will be too soon for me! And those cunts in the AC/PI have made any reference to monads toxic for me, and whenever anything gets toxic, I just rebrand and forget all the old shit. It’s great. And none of my cult slaves cares a fuck. Mindful Monad just forgot that she was a “monad” and is now Mindless Zeda, or, er, Jan the Demon, or whatever (I fucking hate that tub of lard but I have to pretend to love her ….. soooooooooo fucking annoying! …. it makes me look so bad that I’m surrounded by all these ugly freaks. Am I an ugly freak, too? Why do I only seem to have total weirdos and furries in my audience?)

Oh right, I have to pretend we’re ushering in a New Age. Someone talked about the “Anthropocene”, meaning the “period of time during which human activities have impacted the environment enough to constitute a distinct geological change.”

I shall coin the term “Neogenian Age”! Cool Max, right?! It means the New Age, the new birth, the new beginning. Get that word “new” in as much as possible, folks. Be as futuristic as possible! That’s what all the furry suckers love – the starseeds, indigo children, 5D people, elves, otherkins, and so on.

Come to me, every freak and weirdo. I am literally the Second Coming of Christ. I said it, so it must be true. I am the Apocalypse. I am the Book of Revelation. Man, I’ve always wanted to say that. It pisses my parents off so much. Hey mama, are you going to worship ME now. I am the new Christ now. I did all of this to get you to love me, you bitch!

So, are we Neogenians (new beginnings) now, or Zedas? Well, whatever it is, it’s all about ME and everyone worshiping ME. I’m a total piece of shit – I KNOW that, dummies! – but if I see myself as perfect in the eyes of others then it can make me feel good about myself and ward off the horror of who I am a bit longer.

WE ARE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST AND WE WILL CREATE THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. … WE ARE THE APOCALYPSE!

So, all you Woke halfwits, what are you waiting for – start worshipping me as the Christ. I’m a non-binary, vegan pacifist suffering from severe delusions. What’s not to like?

Become one of my apostles. I currently have twelve: Renaissance Fairy, Kassidy Holtzman, Angela Dukat, Fairies of Penis, Dee Zee, William Hood, En-Ki, Taylor Made, Atreyus, Sunnybunny and Stasha Erikson (hmmm, is that Fat Jan Erikson?)

I go on about intuition and reason.
I go on about tuning into custom-made paradises.
Fuck, I don’t half go on.

The whole game is to sound future-oriented and pretend I am developing a “science of the future”. And can you believe that thousands of suckers actually take me seriously? And send me all their money.

What a time to be alive! Oh, the humanity.

The Idiocracy is here and that means any idiot such as me can succeed. In the land of the idiots, the stupidest of all are the kings. Praise be to the Dunning-Kruger effect. It made me what I am today!