The Strange Nocturnal Adventures of Buffalo Phil

No wonder the dude bailed out. He discovered that he would be meeting Buffalo Phil, and necropants would be involved. That would give any brave soul second thoughts! And Susan with her breeding kink might show up. FFS!

Get the hell out of there, mate! Save yourself.

 

So, following the No Show, Buffalo Phil was left at home, with all the lights out. That’s when he started building the well in his cellar, and planned to buy loads of “lotion” and baskets.

 

So, Buffalo Phil, that Grindr guy knows your address and all your sexual fantasies! Sheez. Maybe the other bloke was just like you – Cow Phil, shall we call him – and just “working on his shadow content” too.

 

Isn’t it remarkable that more or less all Hyperians are struggling with their sexual identity, or are very confused about it? No wonder they ended up in a Kink cult led by a non-binary guy!

 

Wrath wrote, “Buffalo Phil – NECROPANTS – It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the W.H.O.L.E again.”

Satan, in the ninth circle of hell, actually has W.H.O.L.E. on continuous repeat. It’s the ultimate torture. No one can bear it.

 

Grindr guy had a lucky escape. He might have been pushed into the well, and Buffalo Phil, the sick bastard, might have started teaching him W.H.O.L.E. No human could endure that kind of torture. They would even put on necropants just to get Buffalo Phil to stop.

 

How are you doing, Phil? We have even more adventures of yours to get to. We’re seeing you in a W.H.O.L.E. new light! Tee hee.