The Time Line: How Morgue Official Wheedled His Way Into Illuminism

Once upon a time, we believed that NK, the leader of online Illuminism at the relevant time, was the first to come into contact with Morgy Porgy. The first time NK mentioned Porgy to us was on 5th March, 2016, over seven years ago. Porgy’s name cropped up more and more from then on.

Early on, NK said this:

“Morgue sent me a message saying that he was contacted by a group offering something similar to the psychological thrills featured in Prohibition A [a thriller novel by Mike Hockney]. Here’s what he said:

“Yesterday an individual left a pamphlet on a seat in the audience of the freakshow, where I work. The following website was on it: http://www.thetensionexperience.com/
Check out the “about” section, where they claim to “Illuminate your Soul” and set you on the path of Illumination.

Their facebook page is: https://www.facebook.com/TheTensionExperience/

An individuals personal account of being involved: www.blumhouse.com/2016/03/03/the-wild-and-frightening-events-behind-the-tension-experience/

To me, they seem to be heavily inspired by the AC website. I found this to be interesting and thought you may be interested in seeing this if you are not already aware of it.”

I sent them an inquiry and this is the response that I received:

“We Are here to put a mirror up to those who are lost, and reveal the Big Con. However, at this point, we desire people with loud voices, and devoted followers. Begin your path, as others have before you.”

I would like to check them out, one of my concerns is that it seems that they require a waiver to be signed and they take photographs of the participants. Since I have no idea who these people are and I have a following in Los Angeles, I would be concerned with how they might use any information and/or photographs.”

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Note how familiar Rebhahn was with the AC – the very website he got canceled last year! Traitors are the worst scum imaginable. There can be no pardon for these beasts. They are subhuman.

Later, NK said, “With regards to progress, I will first start with Morgue. He has begun something called “The Order of One”, and it’s found here: theorderofone.org

The FB page is here: https://www.facebook.com/theorderofone/?fref=ts

After releasing his “Book Zero”, he has used The Order of One as a type of game with which he may engage his readers and fanbase.

My future strategy with Morgue is to use his popularity and publicity to bring a veiled form of Illuminism to the masses. I’m hedging on this strategy as being most capable of success.”

This was basically the first seed of what would become Hyperianism. It had nothing directly to do with us at this stage. It was between NK (on behalf of online Illuminism), and Morgy Porgy.

On Aug 28, 2016, we said to NK, “Morgue’s fanbase comprises mostly submissive female emo’s, the bulk of whom aren’t remotely interested in his ideas. Perhaps he should consider constructing a second, separate persona that will attract a different kind of audience. Morgue has two very different aspects: the stage performer and the secret intellectual. The latter has to break away from the former if it is to be free, radical and express itself to the fullest.”

You can see that we were alarmed by Rebhahn’s audience even before Hyperianism was a thing. We have always HATED the typical person Rebhahn attracts. Well, Rebhahn’s audience has remained exactly the same (in fact, it might even have got worse!), and, as for Rebhahn himself, he actually just began a new performance, that of a cerebral narcissist pretending to be smart to get narcissistic supply from people with severe learning disabilities, such as Dyslexic Fairy, his No.1 donor – proving that you the more intellectually impaired you are, the more you fall for Rebhahn’s con.

NK replied,

“With regards to Morgue, yes, he attracts a lot of young women who are goth and emo. We’re discussing on expanding more but it’s going to be somewhat lengthy on his end with this. The problem is that with esotericism, we have to basically sidestep everyone and start fresh. Both him and I have been immensely disappointed with the reality of esotericism, but are interested in how promising it is as a paradigm. He is actually working on setting up a fusion of Nietzschean and Crowleyesque ideas, and is trying to make a separate identity for himself in this way already, which is an excellent anticipation and intuition on your part.”

Hyperianism has always been a cringey goth and emo scene – because Edgelord Morgue is a cringey goth/emo fuckwit.

NK said,

“Morgue and I had a discussion about X’s OTO ambitions recently, and I had initially spoken with Morgue with the eye of us reaching an understanding with X to maintain some distance on the OTO scene. Morgue is frequenting some very high-end clubs and mixing with celebrities that are into esotericism, and since X is also dealing with the OTO, I became worried that geographic proximity may cause them to compete unnecessarily. Morgue specifically warned me that X did not respect his space at the Star Sapphire Lodge, and was especially brash during a dinner they had together; in both instances, X was talking quite loudly about Illuminism and Hockney, when Morgue was trying to keep a lower profile. He even told X ahead of time to keep quiet on both occasions, but X didn’t seem to respect his wishes.”

Note that Rebhahn loved to hang out in Lodges! The Star Sapphire Lodge is a Lodge of the Ordo Templi Orientis (OTO).

The Lodge says of itself:

“Ordo Templi Orientis has a long history in Los Angeles that began in 1935 with Agape Lodge, the first formal presence of O.T.O. in the United States. Many individuals crucial to the development of modern O.T.O. had their start at Agape Lodge, and Los Angeles continues to be an important hub for O.T.O. to this day. Star Sapphire Lodge is the most recent incarnation of O.T.O. in the Greater Los Angeles area, and we came into existence in 2009 with the merger of L.V.X. Lodge and Blue Horizon Oasis. We have become one of the largest and most dynamic local O.T.O. bodies within the United States, and we take immense pride in our diverse community as well as in the high quality of our work. The Gnostic Mass and our initiations are what makes O.T.O. unique, and so we strive to execute both with ever-increasing joy and beauty. We are a very active local O.T.O. body with a welcoming and inclusive culture.”

We wouldn’t touch that Woke shit with a fucking bargepole!

Wikipedia says,

“Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.; lit. ’Order of the Temple of the East’ or ‘Order of Oriental Templars’) is an occult initiatory organization founded at the beginning of the 20th century. The origins of the O.T.O. can be traced back to the German-speaking occultists Carl Kellner, Heinrich Klein, Franz Hartmann, and Theodor Reuss. Later, the O.T.O. was significantly shaped by the English author and occultist Aleister Crowley. After Crowley’s death in 1947, four main branches of the O.T.O. have claimed exclusive descent from the original organization and primacy over the other ones. The most important and visible of these is the Caliphate O.T.O., incorporated by Crowley’s student Grady McMurtry in 1979. Originally it was intended to be modeled after and associated with European Freemasonry, such as Masonic Templar organizations, but under the leadership of Aleister Crowley, O.T.O. was reorganized around Crowley’s Thelema as its central religious principle. Similar to many secret societies, O.T.O. membership is based on an initiatory system with a series of degree ceremonies that use ritual drama. The O.T.O. includes the Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica (EGC) or Gnostic Catholic Church. Its central rite, which is public, is Liber XV, The Gnostic Mass.”

You will note that Rebhahn’s Hyperianism is now extensively plagiarizing OTO!!!!!!!!! Hyperianism is more and more based on “will” … thelema! Wikipedia says,

“Thelema is a Western esoteric and occult social or spiritual philosophy and new religious movement founded in the early 1900s by Aleister Crowley (1875–1947), an English writer, mystic, occultist, and ceremonial magician. The word thelema is the English transliteration of the Koine Greek noun θέλημα (pronounced [θelima]), “will”, from the verb θέλω (thélō): “to will, wish, want or purpose.”

Crowley said,

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.”

Crowley said,

“Love is the law, love under will.”

Morgue Official says,

“By our will, it will be done.”

Crowley said,

“Every man and every woman is a star.” [This is Rebhahn’s “innerstar actualization”!]

Crowley said,

“For I am divided for love’s sake, for the chance of union.”

– this is the root of Rebhahn’s One and Many (Unity exploring Diversity” baloney!

Rebhahn is now continuously talking about magic as “will-forming”, and is pointing Hyperianism more and more in this direction.

Consider all of the following Crowley quotes and reflect on how similar they are to what Rebhahn is now saying….

“For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect.”

“I am the blue-lidded daughter of Sunset; I am the naked brilliance of the voluptuous night-sky.”

“There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt.”

“The word of sin is Restriction. O man! refuse not thy wife, if she will! O lover, if thou wilt, depart! There is no bond that can unite the divided but love: all else is a curse. Accursed! Accursed be it to the aeons! Hell.”

“Remember all ye that existence is pure joy; that all the sorrows are but as shadows; they pass & are done; but there is that which remains.”

“Thou hast no right but to do thy will.”

“Bind nothing! Let there be no difference made among you between any one thing & any other thing; for thereby there cometh hurt.”

“There is no bond that can unite the divided but love.”

“Who calls us Thelemites will do no wrong, if he look but close into the word. For there are therein Three Grades, the Hermit, and the Lover, and the man of Earth. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”

“Let my servants be few & secret: they shall rule the many & the known.”

[Rebhahn’s hyperaware World Shapers!]

Remember, Rebhahn has never had an original thought in his life. He’s a congenital plagiarist. All he ever does is steal the work of others and then impose his Woke Hyperian template over it.

NK said,

“I recently tried to get Morgue and X in some contact to have an understanding about not poaching each others’ prospective recruits, but Morgue was extremely reticent about this and explained to me in detail how he thought it was better X not know anything about what he’s doing, because he fears that he’ll show the same disrespect to Morgue’s wishes just as before. I conceded and we thought it’s best to work around him given these circumstances.”

X is of course a far superior individual to Rebhahn.

NK said,

“Both Morgue and my girlfriend, Irene, have said that the problem of the intelligentsia nowadays is that they refuse to engage with social media, so some sort of balance has to be struck.”

That’s because intellectuals care about the truth and social media … DOESN’T. It’s all about popularity. There is zero truth on social media (well, unless it’s by us, natch!).

Then on 12 December 2016, Porgy got NK to send us this message:

“Hello,

The following is an update regarding the Order of One I will keep this short as the links will contain video and other content.

You can access the front end of the Order by going to theorderofone.org

By clicking on the Trial Members section you will be taken to an area where you can see the process that potential members are going through. Each level contains a video and various projects to complete.

The main password is: imagine

Level 2: waves

Level 3: point

Those that are meritable are given access to the hidden back end of the site. You can access this by going to members.theorderofone.org (This site is 100% mobile compatible)

You can log in with the username: “Visitor” password: “test776**”

This test user (this user might be deleted or altered after some time, if this happens and you’d like to view things again just let me know) has access to all groups within the Order, but keep in mind that these groups are private and are only accessible to those members of that particular level. Click on the forum sections within each group to access content such as philosophy and psychology resources. Most of the activity is in the Mythos Group.

The structure of the Order and each group’s function are as follows:

Neophytes: Unofficial members

Mythos: Art and marketing

Logos: These members guide and direct lower Order members in reason/philosophy/mathematics etc.

Telos: Those that have knowledge of The One in a Hegelian sense engage in the ultimate direction of the Order, constructing hyperrealities, contemplating Archetypes, and shape the trajectory of the future in general.

The Order is new but we have had much success in a short time and it has gone beyond my expectations. We have many possible projects in mind, we will produce logos content such as an educational video series and mythos content. We are forward thinking and seek to utilize cutting edge technology. One possible idea is a Virtual Reality horror/initiation experience.

I have kept this short but I can expound upon any details. I do not know what your plans are for the future but we absolutely welcome working together in any capacity and I would be happy to begin a dialogue discussing possibilities. I am quite effective at reaching a large audience but my time has been spread thin. If we had help with the logos content we would be better able to focus on mythos content such as viral videos, short films, public events, a t-shirt company (similar to blackcraftcult or killstar), and immersive experiences. The projects would aim at mass dispersion of our message in an edgy and “cool” package as well as provide funding for further projects.

Enjoy the content and have a good day,

-Morgue”

Around this period, NK said,

“Morgue’s own Order seems far more removed from religious terminology and so he’s uncomfortable with direct mentions of angels and gods within the Order, since many of his Order’s members have grown up in religious households and are quite happy to practice some quasi-religious set of convictions without the dogmas they worked hard to escape from. In fact, almost all of them have come from households enamored by extremist and fringe sects like Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormonism, Baptism, etc.”

You know, we’ve always found it HILARIOUS that Rebhahn objects to words like “God”, “angels”, “the soul”, “reincarnation”, “heaven and hell”. Fuck he even objects to “men” and “women”. These fuckwit Hyperians who are going to conquer the world (well, in their own fantasy!) are traumatized by words and have to flee in terror for the nearest Woke safe space. Rebhahn has to issue trigger warnings when mentioning men and women! STOP LAUGHING!

On 20 Jan 2017, NK said,

“Morgue is wanting to discuss how to brand this form of Illuminism and whether or not to call it eidomorphism, Illuminism, or something else. I was wondering the same thing: what should we call it? I feel this is something that you might want to discuss.”

We said,

“This brand of Illuminism will have some new name, as yet undecided. We shall refer to it simply as X for the time being, X being the symbol for the Unknown. We need a name that is designed above all to go viral. “Illuminism” carries far too much baggage and controversy.”

And “this form of Illuminism” is what turned into HYPERIANISM. Ta da! Hyperianism was never anything other than rebranded ILLUMINISM, delivered in a more populist way – since Mike Hockney’s God Series requires readers to be … OMG! … INTELLIGENT!!!! The unforgivable sin!

Porgy said to NK,

“Rhetoric will be important as well as engaging the viewer in an emotional way i.e., how do these topics relate to their life? Why should they care bout these things? How does it relate to their everyday life?”

NK said,

“I also wanted to add that Morgue suggested if we were to do a mythos attractive to NF women, the “soul mate” mythos would do well here, too. Talking of soul mates and soul romances is something that literally turns on vast swathes of NF women, and keeps them glued. Suddenly, if logos methods and gnosticism were a part of the journey to finding that one, true love or experiencing soul love, then people would want that. Peddling an attractive love mythos is powerful, since love is one thing that just about anyone would crawl through a sewer for. It’s truly the Junk from Naked Lunch!”

Hmmmmm, cynical and manipulative, or what?

The first time we directly emailed Porgy was 31/01/2017. We provided him with three scripts for videos … the original Hyperian videos, which were of course actually Illuminist videos … because we wrote them! The vast majority of Morgue’s early videos were written by us. As is obvious if you contrast them with the mindless garbage – designed for NF women and gay men – that he produces now.

On 1 Feb, 2017, NK said to us,

“… my main avenue of communication with Morgue is via Skype. For some background, Morgue and I are very close with regards to communication and planning, and both my girlfriend and I pass discussions back and forth between ourselves and him. I have even featured in his videos as “Buer” (the demon of learning). Morgue’s appeal to the ‘freaks’ is certainly to put some brakes on his mainstream accessibility, but I find that the goth/emo community often breaks into the mainstream via back doors (its influence on movies, music, teen culture, etc. is enormous given the relatively small size of the community).”

The “freaks” never went away. They multiplied. Hyperianism is now just a freakshow in every way. Not surprising, given that Rebhahn starred in a freakshow!

In THTTM(I), Apollonius gave a fascinating account of his first contact with Rebhahn. Curiously enough, we had no idea that what Apollonius described was going on. All of our information was coming from NK, and the impression we had was that Rebhahn was working for NK, when in fact Apollonius thought that NK was by this time working for Rebhahn.

We do have this message from NK dated 7 May, 2016:

“Greetings, I have been in steady contact with PG, X, and Morgue over the Cimmeria page. All three individuals are at an advanced stage of their respective personal projects and I think that it is worthwhile to update you on what has been happening on that front. … Morgue has made unbelievable progress and is the most noteworthy of the lot. While I report on the other two, I’d say much of this email is written with him in mind because of what he’s accomplished and what the implications of this may be. … now I’m wondering whether we should team up with him. What are your thoughts on this? Should we proceed to work with Morgue or not? He might benefit from our group project and from knowledge-sharing. My knowledge of ritual and logos material combined with his methodical mythos approach is one hell of a combination.”

NK was way smarter than Morgy Porgy, which was why, when he went rogue, we regarded him as a much more serious enemy and why we expelled him from our movement in 2019. In retrospect, we should have got rid of Porgy first since we had already become seriously alarmed by the direction he was going in. But, because we moved against NK, we thought it sensible to sit back and avoid additional drama. It was only when we read Thomas Foster’s Open Letter to Hyperianism in 2020 that we realized our worst suspicions had been confirmed and Hyperianism was rapidly turning into an active enemy of Illuminism. We terminated contact with Rebhahn the following day. And when Rebhahn took no steps to change direction and put maximum distance between him and us (i.e., he should never again have referred to our ont math and all of its ramifications given that he was now actively opposing Illuminism), we attacked him and his cult via 2022’s “Without the Mob, There Is No Circus” by David Sinclair, and everyone knows what has happened since then.

We said to NK back in the early days,

“Well, you should set up a project that you can work on jointly, and see how it goes.” So, as far as we were concerned, NK, on behalf of online Illuminism, was from May 2016 onwards, collaborating directly with Morgy Porgy in an exploratory capacity.

NK, initially, had a high opinion of Porgy, then came to absolutely loathe him. Funny, that. It always turns out that way!

These “explorations” eventually led to NK suggesting that we directly work with Porgy, and that’s how Hyperianism came to be.

Anyway, here’s Apollonius’s take on all this:

“Corey’s entry point into the online Illuminist movement was through NK. Corey reached out to the Illuminist Facebook page led by NK [the Cimmeria Page] and got involved in the same way I had. At the time Corey was twenty-seven years old and had just scrapped his Terrors of Men project – his first attempt at working out his cult formula. NK thought his work creating Terrors of Men merited him enough bona fides to transfer those skills towards the purposes of Illuminism – after all, he had shown himself capable of building up and sustaining a supposed “movement” outside of Illuminist circles.

In hindsight, this should have been a huge red flag. NK knew about Terrors of Men in enough detail to have been able to see Corey was nothing more than an aspiring cult leader.

Although NK and Corey would come to hate each other, it makes sense why NK admired him at the time. NK himself was another extreme narcissist with extremely high Machiavellian and other Dark Triad tendencies. He saw in Corey his own kind. And knowing now NK’s long-harbored plot to steal ontological mathematics and destroy the PI, it seems likely he saw Corey as the perfect person to help sow discord and eventually hijack the Movement. I wouldn’t be surprised if they in fact hatched a plot together and eventually became enemies as they both vied for absolute power. Only one person could come out on top, and NK, in his lust for power and control, made a few disastrous calculations that brought his true intentions to the attention of the PI who quickly deposed him.

Corey, it seems, played the long game and did a damn good job of concealing his true intentions, always playing up his curated image of being a “nice guy” – even though his social media persona demonstrated otherwise and revealed a Mr. Hyde to his Dr. Jekyll. NK, on the other hand, had made many enemies over the years due to his overt narcissism and Machiavellian manipulation of others. When NK was deposed, Corey stepped in as the benevolent, meritocratic Illuminist leader everyone could admire and emulate.

Another possible scenario is NK was advised to introduce Corey to our movement under the advice and tutelage of the sinister individual and the group he represented, whom NK fatefully chose to ally himself with.

NK and Corey came to have completely different ideas for how to promote Illuminism. NK wanted to create something “respectable”, i.e., acceptable to the academic establishment – something your average university student would be willing to entertain. On the other hand, Corey wanted to create something much more cult-like and mythos-oriented. He wanted to create something akin to the clothing company Blackcraft Cult – dark, edgy and occult-themed content and merchandise. Corey saw the popularity of Blackcraft Cult as a sign the alternative crowd was interested in mystery, intrigue, and heretical ideas. Corey thought NK’s approach was too bland and sterile, while NK considered Hyperianism to be cringey and completely unrespectable.

In late 2015 or early 2016, NK dissolved his group, for reasons unknown to me. I assume it was because it was going nowhere. It was announced that his initial project would continue under the leadership of Corey. Everyone involved in NK’s group was invited to contact Corey if they would like to continue working on this project. At the time, I was the only person in that group to reach out and was surprised no one else jumped on board what, I thought then, was a unique opportunity to continue the Movement’s sacred cause.

After a series of phone calls with Corey, he introduced me to his current plans and ideas. He revealed to me his extreme interest in hypnosis, mind control, neuro-linguistic programming, mentalism, and stage magic. In hindsight, all red flags, although I chalked him up to a Darren Brown type – he was a performer, after all.

He informed me of his ally and confidante, Susan Mitchell. I was initially skeptical of Mitchell as she was not a member of the Illuminist community and seemed to have a tenuous grasp of Illuminism. However, Corey spoke very highly of her and assured me she was on board with the Illuminist project. I trusted Corey. After all, he was now the de facto leader of the Movement. I made the hallmark mistake of trusting others’ judgments rather than coming to my own – a mistake I would find myself making again and again.

The first red flag with Mitchell came from an early disagreement on Buddhism. I was pushing for us to publicly attack Buddhism as the nihilistic, unenlightened, life-denying religion that it is. This eventually led to the “Buddhism is Bullshit” article on the now-defunct Hyperianism website. Mitchell – while she adamantly claimed to not be a Buddhist – was an obvious Buddhist sympathizer. She argued I didn’t properly understand the nature of Buddhist teachings. Indeed, she revealed her involvement in the past with Buddhist and other New Age ideas and groups. She couldn’t wrap her head around why Buddhism itself was harmful, nor did she understand how Illuminism completely deconstructs and dismantles Buddhism’s fundamental assumptions about ontology, epistemology, the nature of suffering, the nature of reincarnation, and the list goes on.

It was clear to me she was still more or less a follower of Eastern religion and New Ageism. But again, Corey’s insistence on her being on board with the Illuminist cause caused me to overlook this. I had expressed my concerns to Corey in private and he responded that Mitchell was still learning and was a work in progress. At one point, I too had entertained Buddhist ideas, so I gave her the benefit of the doubt that she was merely uninformed and raised her objections in good faith. What I should have acknowledged was that, while I may have entertained Buddhist ideas in the past, I didn’t do so while actively working on a project to promote Illuminism – an ideology anathema to Buddhism.

It should have been clear at that point that Susan was simply a follower of Corey, not a true, good-faith Illuminist who happened to be introduced to this material through Corey, as I liked to believe. It should have also been clear Susan was your typical New Age love and lighter (at that time, Wokeism hadn’t fully taken form as the force it is today), and a clear danger to the integrity of the Illuminist movement. Look at Hyperianism now. Minus ontological mathematics being fallaciously grafted on, it’s your garden-variety, New Age, “progressive”, liberal hokum, of which Mitchell was no doubt the main architect. Without Mitchell, Hyperianism would have fallen apart years ago.

A fairly obvious lesson I had to come to learn was that you cannot have people within a movement who are not on board with the essence of the project. It sounds so simple to say now, yet how difficult to appreciate at the time. The Black Panthers never recruited members who were “work in progress Black Panthers.” Indeed, the Jacobins never would have recruited anyone with royalist sympathies. Just the opposite – they chopped their heads off!

Mitchell aside, I was introduced to a whole new cast of characters through Rebhahn’s brand new ersatz secret society, The Order of One. This was his initial group formed out of the ashes of Terrors of Men and was the replacement for NK’s group. Members mostly included former Terrors of Men members along with others he had come in contact with through his various social media escapades – mostly fans and admirers of his from the Freakshow television series, of which Rebhahn was a cast member.

The Order of One was based on the information he expounded upon in his second book, Book Zero – a sort of “Illuminism for dummies.” It had a degree system just like other secret societies and as the aspirant worked through these degrees, he became more privy to knowledge of Illuminism, culminating in full knowledge of the God Series and the work of the Illuminati. At least, that’s what Corey made it seem like. What his actual plans were at the time is something I can only speculate on.

When I first became involved with Corey, I was under the impression that this would be a meritocratic, round-table enterprise. In other words, my involvement wouldn’t be as a follower, but as a co-creator. After all, we were peers, right? Oh, how I was wrong! This was my very first glimpse at the Corey show, and all I had was a front-row ticket.”

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Fascinating stuff!

Anyway, when we first agreed that it was OK for NK to work with Porgy to explore possibilities, we came across this sentence in our message:

“Morgue was previously involved with the Movement Rebooted, and Nezinomas Known rated him highly.”

We ran this past none other than Mike Hockney – who was our contact point for Nezinomas Known – and he dug out an old email account and found the very first contact we ever had with Morgy Porgy … going right back to 2014! Yet, if you listen to Porgy, you would imagine that he had never heard of Hockney or Illuminism. Funny, that. We estimate that Porgy started reading Hockney’s books in 2011, or even earlier.

Anyone, more on the original contact with Morgy Porgy tomorrow!

Here’s more insanity from Deathbycrimson (aka Morgy Porgy, Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the girls came out to play, Morgy Porgy ran away):

“bae” ***rant****
I am nobody’s ‘bae’ got it!?
I am not your slut.
You do not turn me on by any means!
I’m not just some random who is always up for sex!
This account was made for stories.
Not for relationships,
Not Sex,
Not FWB,
Not Hate,
Etc…
I made this to help people in need.
and I have met amazing people who I want in my life.
I am not (and never will be) your ‘bae’
keep telling me that and I will find you.
really, its annoying as fuck as it’s not ‘cute’ and it will not make me fall for you.
Stop being a little horn dog and get real…
And if you help it, go hump a pillow…
Because I’m not fallin’ for it.
I refuse to sit around while you call me that.
So… Piss off!

[YOU piss off, you degenerate, deranged scumbag!]

Deathbycrimson:

“Bye
It is kind of sad, knowing you are gone.
It’s for the best.
I mean, we are just not good for one another.
I’m the goth kid in the back of the room, and you’re the fun, outgoing girl…
Polar opposites
Just … Be happy
Get over me, because I’m getting over You.”

[Aw, Porgy simulating human emotion! Maybe you’ll acquire real emotions some day. Unlikely!]

Deathbycrimson:

“Being single is probably the best feeling in the world right now:3
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, a whole new Morgue! (black love heart).”

[Morgy Porgy … selling black-hearted love to women with severe learning disabilities. This is surely a criminal enterprise!]

Don’t become an April Fool. Don’t join Hyperianism.