BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON THE DANGEROUS CULT OF HYPERIANISM
FROM THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS OF THE AC
10/22/2022 Post #1
Let’s continue looking at the Hyperian “Revenant” document. By the way, have all the Revenants now left Hyperianism? They must have done since no one ever refers to Revenants now in Hyperia (the sinking gimp land that once deluded itself it was Hyperborea). Remember the W.A.R. Room? What happened to that? Has it vanished too?
All Revenants enter the W.A.R. Room at the undesignated level.
THE UNDESIGNATED:
Requirements for this stage:
- A Facebook account
- An Instagram account
- Read Book Zero
- Read The God Game
- Watched all three parts of the Hyperian movie
- Successfully answered questions posed of them
- Taken a Sacred Pledge to work on improving themselves for 1 hour per day
- Taken a Sacred Pledge to further Hyperianism and embark on Project Fallen Star.
It’s all changed now, huh! No Hyperians read The God Game. They curse it and hiss and make the sign of the non-binary cross. No one watches the Hyperian Movie anymore. Morguey Boy took it down! Project Fallen Star has itself fallen and died! No one takes any Sacred Pledges anymore. They are just asked to pledge more money to Rebhahn to keep his failing show on the road. No one “improves” themselves for 1 hour per day. In fact, they regress every time they watch one of the Hyperian deadstreams, delivered six times a week! No one answers any questions, especially not Rebhahn. NEVER MENTION THE FBI, THE AC, SWATTING, AND LAWSUITS.
The document continues …
Upon entry to the W.A.R. Room, a one-month trial period begins. Revenants have one month to begin demonstrating their abilities and determination. All Revenants begin as Undesignated and move toward whatever achievement they like most and for which they are best suited in either the Shadow Side or Nova Side, or in the Synthesized areas.
Due to the importance of Project Fallen Star, Vindicator level 1 is a prerequisite to unlock all other achievements, and every undesignated Revenant must attain this achievement by the end of the first month. We cannot hope to unite Synth Minds and Wanderers without spreading our message forth, and familiarity with Social Media (i.e., our battlefield) is going to be excellent experience no matter what a Revenant chooses to focus on in the future. Therefore, during the first month in the W.A.R. Room, every Revenant must immediately begin to achieve Vindicator Level 1.
Where are all the Wanderers these days? Did they wander off? What happened to the Vindicators, and the Levels, and the Trials? All gone!
What happened to “demonstrating their abilities and determination”. GONE! What happened to the Shadow Side and Nova Side and the Synthesis? GONE! Now it’s just simps and gimps worshiping Rebhahn on his deadstreams and sending him loads of money and veneration. Any “activity”, any “activism”, in Hyperianism has gone. It didn’t make money for Rebhahn, so was useless. “Hanging out in the chat” – answering lucrative super chats – is what Rebhahn loves to do, something he can MONETIZE. Always follow the money! Rebhahn is the son of a former Orange County cop, and that’s one of the richest places in America. Rebhahn was always a bourgeois, privileged prick. He has never had to suffer like the workers. He moans about his RTS – a made-up disease for rich people to have something to whine about because they never had to struggle to make a living like the working people. There are people who give Rebhahn a hundred dollars and more PER DEADSTREAM, and also pay him on Patreon. These people aren’t fucking working class, that’s for sure. Cost of living crisis? What crisis?! Let’s just given ten thousand dollars every year to the influencer who makes us cum a bit.
The document goes on…
Exceptional Circumstances:
In the event that a new Revenant shows extraordinary skill or achievement, they may be placed immediately into an achievement area. Revenants who are actively working on extraordinary projects, may be exempt from Level 1 requirements. Exemptions will be granted on an individual case basis. Let us know if you have a question or concern, if you are working on an exceptional project, or if there is some reason you can’t fulfil the level 1 requirements.
After the One Month Period:
If the Revenant has not successfully achieved at least Vindicator level 1 at the end of the month, they must exit the W.A.R. Room. But if they have achieved Vindicator level 1, they have two options:
Option 1: They must continue to engage in Vindicator level 1 activities as well as work towards unlocking the Aspirant levels (there is no time limit on unlocking these levels). As long as the Revenant is continuously acting as a Vindicator level 1 and are working towards the Aspirant levels they are worthy of the W.A.R. Room.
Option 2: They must work on unlocking any Shadow or Synthesized achievement as well as work towards unlocking the Aspirant levels (there is no time limit on unlocking these levels). If this option is taken, the Revenant keeps the Vindicator level 1 achievement but is relieved from its duties, so they are free to work on other areas, such as becoming a Creator, higher Vindicator levels, Diffractor, or Frequency shifter etc. A Revenant that chooses option 2 has shown themselves to be worthy of the W.A.R. Room as long as the power of their contributions ultimately outweighs that of option 1.
On the 1st and 15th of every month, there will be a post in the W.A.R. Room where the Revenant must report what they have done for option 1 or 2. This is mandatory for all Revenants with the exception of House members. Failure to do so will result in expulsion. (Obviously, we understand that real life issues come up, so us about these and we will happily accommodate – we are all part of a unit, and mutual respect is always the best way forward.) Finally, expulsion can also occur due to behavioral issues and the like. Get along with people. Don’t be a troll. It’s not hard.
Rebhahn worked out that expecting any effort from anyone was pointless. So, these days, Hyperianism is all about “everyone is welcome”. All that’s required of you is that you “be respectful”. Hyperianism doesn’t even require you to be, you know, Hyperian. Hyperian doesn’t even actually exist since Rebhahn says he’s merely providing “the tools” and it’s up to every individual to decide what to do with them. The leader of Hyperianism has no need for anyone to be Hyperian. He’s a “teacher” supplying “tools”. That’s it. He sees himself as some kind of “Ascended Master”, come to earth the enlighten mere humanity. He of course is higher than humanity and beyond humanity and just as he does not identify as a man, he does not identify as a human (!). Weirdo freak!
DELETE HYPERIANISM