Phillip Shope’s Necropants!

Seriously, people have almost died laughing reading this post (and then you can make necropants out of them!).

WTF!

Now calm down. Let’s start again.

NECROPANTS!

What the fuck are we reading here? Is Phillip Shope actually Jeffrey Dahmer? Is this some sort of “cannibalism” with permission? Do you eat the man and then use his skin as your pants? Fuck, our hands are hovering over the phone to the FBI. This post by Shope has all the hallmarks of a SERIAL KILLER. Hannibal Lecter’s got nothing on this guy. He never wore no necro pants!

Doesn’t Shope have a job in a hospital? Let’s hope he doesn’t work in the, ahem, MORGUE.

Hey, Morgue must be totally into necropants. Is that why he has to go to the toilet so much?

Oh, not to worry, this all comes from Wikipedia! But why is Phillip Dahmer so into this?!

Who’s got the Chianti, Phillip?! Mmmmm.

Private joke, courtesy of K, for Jan the Man and Shopey Boy:

“Feeling angry. Gonna go punch a wall, poop, and then maybe get me some NECROPANTS and see if my boss wants a three-way but don’t tell my mom! ”

Come on now, you gotta laugh at that!

Jan should tell this joke on tonight’s livestream! Will Shope resign as moderator on the spot?! Should we tell his mom that he has been a very naughty boy, as they say in The Life of Brian (or should that be the Life of Phillip)?

Phillip, does your mom know you are helping to run a sick cult?!