The Continuing Madness of Corey Rebhahn

 

THE CONTINUING MADNESS OF COREY REBHAHN

Corey Rebhahn said, “I don’t waste my time with mundane activities. I rarely leave my apartment unless I have to. I would rather work on art and self-improvement.”

 

How’s that working out for you? What “art” do you produce, by the way? The “art” of plagiarism? The Art of the Steal? Good idea not to leave your swanky Hollywood apartment. You never know what’s out there. Aren’t you surrounded by haters, and bigots, and fascists, and Na**s, and terrorists? It’s a jungle out there, mate. Reality definitely wouldn’t suit you. You’d be eaten alive. Better to stay in your fantasy bubble with your hostages, er, groomed, brainwashed cultists, aka “Hyperians”.

 

Rebhahn said, “Do I make you wet?”

 

You make us sick. You seem to make those weird witches of yours very wet, though. They squirt during your deadstreams when you say their name (to thank them for their latest huge donation to the Corey Fund) and give that serial killer smile to them. Women thought Ted Bundy was a really nice guy! He went round with his arm in a fake cast to fool his victims. You spout all that fake non-binary, vegan, RTS bullshit to fool your victims. That’s your version of the arm cast.

 

Rebhahn said, “I am a narcissistic bitch. Take pride in who you are.”

 

You’re a fucking pathological narcissistic bitch. You definitely shouldn’t be taking pride in who you are, mate. You’re a psycho monster, preying on pathetic people. You’re worse than any Christian preacher.

 

Rebhahn said, “Today a woman asked me nervously, if I was ‘actually’ dead. She seemed completely serious… and frightened.”

 

Did you get off on that, Rebhahn? You seem like the necrophiliac type. That’s why you hang out with Necrophil. Do you have mutually satisfying sessions wearing your necropants? Has Necrophil told you how much he loves and wants you? He’s even keener than the weird witches! Fat Jan has already had you, of course. As for Bitchell, she’s itching to try out that “breeding” fantasy of hers. Whoops, pass me the sick bucket! This whole thing is just a fetish scene. Maybe the biggest fetish of all belongs to Jewel Marsh III (the Turd), who just wants to become visible.

 

Rebhahn, the tenth-rate Marilyn Manson copyist, said (quoting Manson), “Wanna die young and sell my soul. Use up all your drugs and make me come. Yesterday, man, I was a Nihilist. Now today I’m just too fuckin’ bored.”

 

You didn’t die young, Rebhahn, but you certainly sold your soul. You love your drugs, but the only person who makes you come is yourself (that’s the price of total narcissism!). And now you are total Nihilist. Wokeness is the essence of nihilism. No one has the strength to stand for anything, but they’re all weak enough to fall for anything. Just look at Hyperianism. Could you gather a more enfeebled group of people, Rebhahn?

 

Rebhahn said, “I remember thinking as a child how exciting it will be to get to know all the amazing people in the world and to learn about who they are. When I grew older I quickly realized that no one actually became anything at all. No one worked on themselves.”

 

So, these brainwashed Hyperian simps and gimps who send you all the money are the “amazing people” you always wanted to meet? What a sad fuck you are, Rebhahn, totally trapped by your own insanity. Every talented, smart person ditches you – and all you’re left with are talentless nobodies, going nowhere, and the highlight of their week is watching you give another of your simpering sermons from the Mount, er Hollywood apartment. How the fuck did a Marilyn Manson wannabe turn into a Jesus Christ wannabe? Man, you are so confused … about EVERYTHING. You are a totally lost soul.

 

Rebhahn said, “I admire anyone who is completely and honestly themselves. Those rare individuals who don’t try and ‘fit in’, those who don’t fear the judgement of others. Sadly, I have met very few people like that. But maybe it’s you… If it is, I’d like to meet you.”

 

Just look at all the Hyperian gimps in the Bunker – “completely and honestly themselves”, the “rare individuals”, the “fearless” ones. Stop making us laugh, Rebhahn. You have surrounded yourself with the most pathetic people on earth, and the only person who hates them more than we do … IS YOU. These are not the people you wanted to meet. These are not people with will and drive who are going to change the world. We don’t have to tell you that. But they are perfect cult slaves, and that, in the end, was what you actually wanted. You craved adoration and veneration – and LOADS OF MONEY – and you can only get that from weaklings. You cannot get that from the movers and shakers of the world.

 

Rebhahn said, “I am in a dark mood.”

 

It must be permanently dark now, matey. Imagine having to tell all those pathetic Hyperians how much you love them when the reality is that you have total contempt for them. You HATE them. But now you are stuck with them. There’s no way out of the hole you have dug for yourself, Rebhahn. You have made your own hell.

 

Rebhahn said, “Well I am the shit. I’ll take it.”

 

No, you’re just shit. Aren’t you even boring yourself to death with that dreary speech you give twice a week? Stupid people end up in stupid situations. Do you actually have any plan, or is this it – stuck forever with these mindless, pointless Hyperian nobodies, and these mindless, pointless deadstreams?

 

Rebhahn said, “NEW VIDEO. Why Mainstream Religion should be Eradicated. This goes into exactly why religion is dangerous and threatens the well-being of humanity. Please like and SHARE this video. This is an incredibly important topic. Let me know your thoughts in the comments, my friends.”

 

Shouldn’t you make a video on exactly why Hyperianism is dangerous and threatens the well-being of humanity and ought to be eradicated?

 

What does it feel like to have lost all your creativity? You’re a rat in a maze with no way out. You’re a hamster on your treadwheel, going nowhere. You have nothing to offer, and you have achieved the “audience” you deserved … total freaks and weirdos whose lives are even more fucked than yours. These people are actually clinging on to you. How sad is that?

 

We know the truth about you, Rebhahn. You look at others – people with real achievements – and you long to be like them. But you never will be. You don’t have the talent. The talent you do have is for conning and grifting – for picking out suckers and fleecing them. But who on earth would want to have THAT talent?

 

Rebhahn said, “We are the ones that broke free.”

 

Says the guy totally trapped by everything, even trapped in his own apartment. This guy doesn’t have the freedom even to change that ghastly background in all of his deadstreams. He can’t go outside and do anything out there. He can’t even make videos any more (they were shit anyway!). He’s probably writing some desperate book about us, trying to get his revenge. What a sad, pathetic, pointless person. Imagine actively campaigning against the very people you once admired more than any others, and whose ideas you looted, although you can never admit that, of course. That’s the saddest life of all. You are a textbook case of a total fuck up, Rebhahn. But you always knew you were marked “reject”, didn’t you?

 

We watched one of your “RTS” videos – you were crying, Rebhahn (pathetic clown) – and it was obvious you were totally fucked in the head. For sure, you weren’t to blame for your upbringing, but for sure you are responsible for how you have responded.

 

Here’s what we learned about your “core” personality, the one you try to avoid at any cost – because it is your personal hell. You created your psychopathic Edgelord personality to shield it, to stop anyone getting near it.

 

This is what the REAL you knows (by way of your own comments in your shit video): You are isolated and alone. You are the most rotten, worthless, wretched human being alive. YOU are the problem. There is something wrong with YOU, seriously wrong. You are the error. You have no close family and no close friends to turn to. You have no true friends at all, no one you can truly confide in about the real you. You don’t deserve anything good. You are the worst. You are scum, dirt. And there’s nothing you can do about it now. To repeat, THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU. You are forsaken by God. You are abandoned. You are lost. God could never love you, and no one else could ever love you either. And so you guaranteed love for yourself by becoming a pathological narcissist. No one could stop you loving yourself. And who needs God when you can just declare yourself God?

 

Rebhahn, you were taught as a child that you were a piece of trash (were you born “in sin”?) and no one recovers from that, unless they are honest with themselves. But no one could be more dishonest about themselves than you. That’s how you went from Edgelord Morgue to Woke Morgue, without even wondering how you could house two opposites within yourself. You are a totally dissociated person, Rebhahn. Most people raised in abusive environments are.

 

You can never show people your true face. Con men can only show the face with which they do their conning. You are the fakest person in the world, a person spending your whole life in bad faith, a totally inauthentic person devoted to faking “sincerity”.

 

Rebhahn said, “#yes please #drugs”

 

NK told us years ago that Rebhahn was a total druggie. Now Rebhahn is the DISCLAIMER MAN. … “Take drugs, but never blame me!”

 

Rebhahn said, “I’m coming back bitches.”

 

Is that what you say to your weird witches in the Corey Coven?

 

Rebhahn said, “It’s time to light the fuse.”

 

Are you going to blow yourself up?! At last!

 

Rebhahn said,

“The forgotten one

Erased from the pages, lost in history

Forger of insanity

Creator of a new sin

Lord of initiation

Mention not his name”

 

Corey Stiltskin! That’s his name.

 

Isn’t it remarkable that all of the Hyperian Hexen never refer to Edgelord Morgue, even though that’s the Morgue alter they most fantasize about it? They love all that talk of sluts, and bitches being strangled. That really scratches their fetish itch.

 

Rebhahn said, “I take little pleasure in the little things in life, I look for major moments and I seek to cultivate them.”

 

What a blowhard. Don’t you bore yourself to death with all that pomposity and grandiosity? Try telling jokes, mate. But Edgelord has no sense of humor, just like Woke Jesus Morgue, the non-binary Messiah.

 

Rebhahn said, “I am not one to settle, I seek to be the best and I deserve the best.”

 

What a fucking prima donna – total pathological narcissist.

 

Rebhahn said, “Material things (money etc.) are not important to me.”

 

Oh, wow – a joke … at last. Let’s hope he wasn’t being serious!

 

Rebhahn said, “I value others when I can learn from them and our relationship is a benefit, I don’t keep people around as emotional crutches. I don’t associate with people just because they make me feel good like a fearful child who clings to a stuffed animal.”

 

This is hilarious. Hyperianism – your “hyperfam” – is your total emotional crutch. You keep them around to love you and give you LOADS OF MONEY, as the token of their love. You see, Rebhahn, you exactly are “a fearful child who clings to a stuffed animal”. That’s the core you, terrified of everything, terrified of God.

 

Rebhahn said, “I have had many personal paradigm shifts in my life, from religion to science to intuition to reason.”

 

That’s not a good thing, mate. You keep changing your mind. Everything’s a fad. What will you move onto next?

 

Rebhahn said, “I burn at maximum, and I don’t expect to have a long life.”

 

You’re totally burned out now, and, who knows, you may not survive jail when the FBI finally get round to putting you in there.

 

Rebhahn said, “Pushing boundaries in every way. I’ve pushed the body and found it to be a bore.”

 

Yeah, it’s totally boring watching “shock” artists. They’re so unshocking.

 

Rebhahn said, “Pain loses its sting and pleasure loses its sugar.”

 

BOO HOO!

 

Rebhahn said, “The mental arena is limitless and boundless. It has so much to offer and I have gone so far. I know it in its entirety as one can know the circumference of a circle but its details remain to be explored and discovered. 3.14… is both knowable and limitless. Finite and infinite as a circle. If you had lived this life an infinite number of times before would this knowledge change the way you lived?”

 

SNORE. This guy is soooo pretentious.

 

Rebhahn said, “I am in love with the mind and I love those who love the mind.”

 

You’re in love with plagiarizing the people of the mind, you mean.

 

Rebhahn said, “I love myself and I love those who love themselves.”

 

Some honesty, at last. Thus spoke a pathological narcissist.

 

But, of course, the real truth of this person is that he HATES himself. The incredible narcissism is the extreme response to this guy’s extreme self-hate, knowing he was despised by his own mother … and GOD.

 

Rebhahn said, “I am a beautiful creation. I am a self- created creation. My own prime mover. Everyone has the potential to be a beautiful creation. So create.”

 

What a fucking tiresome prick. It’s amazing that people like this don’t explode with their own vanity and narcissism. How can anyone bear people like this? They are GROTESQUE.

 

As we said, these people have no sense of humor. They have no capacity to laugh at themselves.

 

Rebhahn said, “We are not anti-social for the sake of being anti-social.”

 

You’re a total anti-social dickhead.

 

Rebhahn said, “We behave in ways one might call anti-social because the current societal structure and the people it is comprised of is broken and dysfunctional.”

 

No one is more broken and dysfunctional than you and your Hyperian cultists.

 

Rebhahn said, “We refuse to contribute to a failed system.”

 

Hyperianism is a totally failed system!

 

Rebhahn said, “It is time to form a new society founded on intelligence and reason.”

 

You cannot be fucking serious. Hyperianism is the OPPOSITE of that.

 

Rebhahn said, “In fact, we should remove the label ‘anti-social’ and replace it with ‘freethinker’ as anti-social implies being averse to all structures while freethinkers are averse to faulty systems and seek to improve the world. We are freethinkers and we will not stand for those who are close minded and a society that breeds it. We will build a new society comprised of freethinkers.”

 

Your Hyperian cultists are all slave thinkers, and you are a Woke Last Man preaching slave morality. You and your gang are anomic in every way.

 

Rebhahn said, “Don’t give a fuck what unintelligent, close-minded people think of you and always strive to become a better version of yourself.”

 

It’s highly intelligent, open-minded people who totally despise you!

 

DELETE HYPERIANISM