BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON THE DANGEROUS CULT OF HYPERIANISM
FROM THE CITIZEN JOURNALISTS OF THE AC
THE CRYING GAME
Read the attached screenshot from inside Hyperian Mod Central and get your tissues out. You may start weeping – which is more than “Jan the Man” will ever manage!

Aw, are you all anxious and shit, you guys? You’ll be a hell of lot more anxious when the FBI arrest you for lying to them. As you know, lying to the FBI is a FELONY … and you’ve already done exactly that. Oops!
You people should be ULTRA careful with everything you say and do from now on – because we are of course relentlessly collecting evidence to use against you. That was NOT SMART, Jan the Man, to start talking about SWATTING on one of your livestreams. Will you need to go and poop now? We’d be shitting ourselves if we had lied to the FBI as you lot did.
Why don’t you tell your brainwashed gimps all about it on Rebhahn’s livestream tonight? Or will you just go on ignoring reality? How’s that going to help you?
So, everyone, watch Rebhahn’s latest demonstration on his livestream tonight of his total insanity when he once again TOTALLY IGNORES the very thing CONSUMING him every day. And all his glove puppet cultists, as ever, just go along with it. These people have absolutely no capacity to think for themselves! Pathetic.
Hail New Error!
Cult leaders like Rebhahn present you as radically mentally unstable if you leave their cult. Of course, you’re actually radically mentally unstable if you stay in the cult, under the cult leader’s sick spell.
ALL RED BANNERS FLYING
Delenda Est New Terra
Ad Disastra